jeng jeng jengg milik siapakah gelaran ini ? inilah monyet monyet sy skrang . sy slalu lpak ngan diorg skrang . awk nk tau , ptg smlam sy lpak ngan diorg uppss 2 drpd the monkeys nie iaitu lonjong dan jga tongga . kami brmain gitar brsma sma . mcm bodoh lah jgak kn . siap main golek golek lg kt tman tu , pnyelah tk malu . lntak tman tu kami yg punyaaa .
biaselah buli mmbuli tu .
brgusti dgn lonjong .
he gave me 1 pnumbuk tepat kt tlinge .
adoiiii brdarah maaa .
tongga pndg je . lme tu bru dye respon and pg amek tisu . smpai je drah pn dah kering ( lmbt nk mmpus )
lonjong cuak yay yay yay .
aummmmmm the other 2 monkeys came join us . ( tonggek dan jongang )
tp tk lme sgt dduk kt pdg tu , sbb the monkeys nie ajk brbuka puasa ( diorg puasa ari ni ) .
biasalah bila the monkeys brkumpul , tk boleh diam . kdai tu jd bsing nk mmpus . yelah kdai diorg .
around 8 pm , nk blek niiiii .
brgurau senda dgn tonggek . dye angkt dye pnya siku lahh , perghhh baik punya kne kt tlinge . tmpt td .
dah brdrah blek . trus tonggek usap usap pale . auwwww cuak kau haaaaa .
i think the monkeys ni mcm kwn baik aku lah . they totally cheering me up (: hahahahaha thanks monkeys .
Monday
people do change .
i'm hoping and waiting for a long time . what should i do to turn back the time ?
you've change and i miss the old you .
when i said i won't forgive you , it was a lie .
if you mad when i wrote about him ( memories ) i am sorry .
it just a stupid post . i was playing with my own feeling .
tk tau carut ape , tp just menulis smething yg mrepek .
mood ; miserable but pretend to be okay .
you've change and i miss the old you .
when i said i won't forgive you , it was a lie .
if you mad when i wrote about him ( memories ) i am sorry .
it just a stupid post . i was playing with my own feeling .
tk tau carut ape , tp just menulis smething yg mrepek .
mood ; miserable but pretend to be okay .
Sunday
mental disorder .
hanging out with those monkeys make me crazy . they can't stop making noise , not even a minute ! i should thanks them for cheering me up , thanks monkeys !
Wednesday
memories .
dear you , happy birthday :D wish you the best .
i still remember everything about us , about you , our bittersweet memories . do you ? tettt why i can't forget all those old memories ? almost 2 years right ? i hate to see you with other girls especially when she is more more prettier than me . err ckp mcm sy ni cntik je awk kn ? awakk , sy rndu awk , sy rndu kte . sy nk awk smula boleh ? sy tau tk boleh sbb awk ade yg lain . it's okay
i just want you to know that you always be the best partner i ever had . i never regret to own you once . i should never let you go x.x she was so lucky to own you . i wish i can say hye to her and beg her not to hurt you like i always do . i love to hear your voices . i love to hold your hands . i love to fight with you . i love your eyes . i love your skinny body . i love your sexy lips auww . whatever lah kn . go on go on go on .
HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY (:
i still remember everything about us , about you , our bittersweet memories . do you ? tettt why i can't forget all those old memories ? almost 2 years right ? i hate to see you with other girls especially when she is more more prettier than me . err ckp mcm sy ni cntik je awk kn ? awakk , sy rndu awk , sy rndu kte . sy nk awk smula boleh ? sy tau tk boleh sbb awk ade yg lain . it's okay
i just want you to know that you always be the best partner i ever had . i never regret to own you once . i should never let you go x.x she was so lucky to own you . i wish i can say hye to her and beg her not to hurt you like i always do . i love to hear your voices . i love to hold your hands . i love to fight with you . i love your eyes . i love your skinny body . i love your sexy lips auww . whatever lah kn . go on go on go on .
HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY (:
Tuesday
you .
i'm not yours and you're not mine . it is hard for me to accept you back after what you've done to me . i tried to take care of you , your feelings and your everything . have you ever do that to me ? no . stop being a selfish . i'm so tired to think about all this . we still can be friend . but you and i will never be like before . i guess . i'm wondering , do you miss me ? do you miss us ? do you miss our memories together ? do you ever think that you might do something wrong ? do you ? i don't think so . i'll find someone to take over your place . i know you already done it . i am okay right now . no pain , no heartbreak , no tears . i still remember the first day we were fighting about silly things . then no words came out from my mouth . a few weeks later , i know that you are so far far away . i cried . i lost my partner . i was too hurt and i stop trust people for awhile . i'm a mess . i was different now and you will never find the old me . it was nice to be friend of you . i know many people like you adore you . you have everything . unlike me . i like to hang out with you . gossiping . talk about those shit . laughing . cry . now i know that we have change . i choose NOT to hang out with you . i also choose to talk something what we call gossip AFTER i've done it with someone else . i will choose not to talk about anything with you EXCEPT it is about something or someone vital to you . i choose to laugh with you WHEN our friends were around . and last i choose not to cry i mean NEVER cry about you .
that's it . i wrote what i want to write . sorry for the bad language or grammar . i'm in learning progress . fyi , this is not about love , it's friendship .
that's it . i wrote what i want to write . sorry for the bad language or grammar . i'm in learning progress . fyi , this is not about love , it's friendship .
Sunday
summersun .
finally , mggu trakhir cuti , off to langkawi for a week ! yessss , ermmm tk mahu diggu oke , merhatkn mindaaaaaa (:
Monday
iloveyou5 .
whatever the title is .
her ; ( in public figure ) loveee
him ; ...
her ; i love you syg
him ; errr u dah mkan ?
her ; dah . x.x
him ; knp ?
her ; nothing .
knp nk tkar topik everytime that girl ckp ily ? trutama lau tlis kt cmment or ape ape yg org laen boleh bce . tkut kantoi ?
her ; u , i nk tkar status married to you boleh ?
him ; err tk pyah lah
her ; knp ?
him ; tk pyah lah kecoh kecoh i tk ske , let just us know what happen between us . as long as i love you and you love me .
her ; upset
him ; knp plak ?
her ; i smgt nk buat married tuh
him ; err you i kne kua lah i nk pg kdai bye love you
heishh knpe nk brahsia ? knpe nk bia korang brdua jeh yg tau ? knpe tk leh org laen tau ? i wonder why ?
agknye girl tuh dah tk tahan , thennnn
her ; dear , i rse u ade girl laen lahh
him ; hurm mksud u ? u ckp prmpuan dlam pic tuh ke ?
her ; tk tau lah
him ; she's my teacher lah blah blah blah ( excuses )
her ; ape ape lah , i don't care .
him ; what ?
her ; nk off , i'm not in a good mood , bye .
him ; lahhh , oke bye love you so much . ( they are using IM )
tkde spe crite psal prmpuan tuh kn ? just asking je . btw , org ensem mcm mmat tuh msti rmai scandal kn ? oke oke . lelaki ni byk rahsia .
him ; eh sorylah i kne off ayh i ade lah , dye mcm stalker sket . so bhye . ( yg laen )
her ; hurmm yelah . ( mlas nk lyan )
him ; my dad tuh jnis tgk lpas tuh nnti dye mrah mrah lah . i tk ske .
her ; em oke .
him ; u mrah i ?
her ; tk lah ( dlam ati sbar je lah )
him ; sory lah oke .
her ; oke .
him ; hurm i kt lua nie , nnti i txt u
her ; emm oke
him ; oke i love you syg
her ; hurmmmmmm .
him ; mcm tuh jeh ?
her ; em .
him ; oke lah bye .
then he send a text , wrote ' thnks for the 'nice' fdbck ' . hoooohh ? that girl ignore him cause she was so hurt . aishhh adkah prmpuan ini diprmainkn or what ? tiap tiap diorg meet kot , di public figure plak tuh . tp knpe mmat tuh mcm tk sriyes and tk yakin or tkut tkut ? wtF ? i guess he got another person lah kn . sian awek tuh kn x.x
p.s ; based on the truth .
her ; ( in public figure ) loveee
him ; ...
her ; i love you syg
him ; errr u dah mkan ?
her ; dah . x.x
him ; knp ?
her ; nothing .
knp nk tkar topik everytime that girl ckp ily ? trutama lau tlis kt cmment or ape ape yg org laen boleh bce . tkut kantoi ?
her ; u , i nk tkar status married to you boleh ?
him ; err tk pyah lah
her ; knp ?
him ; tk pyah lah kecoh kecoh i tk ske , let just us know what happen between us . as long as i love you and you love me .
her ; upset
him ; knp plak ?
her ; i smgt nk buat married tuh
him ; err you i kne kua lah i nk pg kdai bye love you
heishh knpe nk brahsia ? knpe nk bia korang brdua jeh yg tau ? knpe tk leh org laen tau ? i wonder why ?
agknye girl tuh dah tk tahan , thennnn
her ; dear , i rse u ade girl laen lahh
him ; hurm mksud u ? u ckp prmpuan dlam pic tuh ke ?
her ; tk tau lah
him ; she's my teacher lah blah blah blah ( excuses )
her ; ape ape lah , i don't care .
him ; what ?
her ; nk off , i'm not in a good mood , bye .
him ; lahhh , oke bye love you so much . ( they are using IM )
tkde spe crite psal prmpuan tuh kn ? just asking je . btw , org ensem mcm mmat tuh msti rmai scandal kn ? oke oke . lelaki ni byk rahsia .
him ; eh sorylah i kne off ayh i ade lah , dye mcm stalker sket . so bhye . ( yg laen )
her ; hurmm yelah . ( mlas nk lyan )
him ; my dad tuh jnis tgk lpas tuh nnti dye mrah mrah lah . i tk ske .
her ; em oke .
him ; u mrah i ?
her ; tk lah ( dlam ati sbar je lah )
him ; sory lah oke .
her ; oke .
him ; hurm i kt lua nie , nnti i txt u
her ; emm oke
him ; oke i love you syg
her ; hurmmmmmm .
him ; mcm tuh jeh ?
her ; em .
him ; oke lah bye .
then he send a text , wrote ' thnks for the 'nice' fdbck ' . hoooohh ? that girl ignore him cause she was so hurt . aishhh adkah prmpuan ini diprmainkn or what ? tiap tiap diorg meet kot , di public figure plak tuh . tp knpe mmat tuh mcm tk sriyes and tk yakin or tkut tkut ? wtF ? i guess he got another person lah kn . sian awek tuh kn x.x
p.s ; based on the truth .
Saturday
yourguardianangel .
i've met someone hooohh he's adorable and sweet :P from day to night aku just txt dye jehh , ade 1 mse tk tdo lgsung oh myyy he's my guardian angel . nmpknye aku brade di dunie sndri . ish ish stop lah wehh igt kau nie tgh exm sdap sdap jeh txting smpai buku pn dah tk wjud . mse exm boleh lg txt txt txt . tp biasenye time pg pg tuh dye tdo so tk dpat lah txt sgt , bile dah tghhari sket bru lah ktorg maen msj . bru nk tulis dah trrrttt trtttt vibrate ade msj hehe . meor kt blakang tk abes abes , hoi org exm bukan maen msj ape ahh . ske ati aku lah sbuk .
jmpe dye oh my godd so hensemmmmmmmmm ((: we got no secret together and i love him so much much much much haha gedik tk koi . butohh spm tau nie .
When I see your smile
Tears run down my face
I can't replace
And now that I'm stronger I've figured out
How this world turns cold
And breaks through my soul
And I know, I'll find deep inside me
I can be the one
I will never let you fall
I'll stand up with you forever
I'll be there for you through it all
Even if saving you sends me to Heaven
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay
Seasons are changing and waves are crashing
And stars are falling all for us
Days grow longer and nights grow shorter
I can show you, I'll be the one
I will never let you fall
I'll stand up with you forever
I'll be there for you through it all
Even if saving you sends me to Heaven
'Cause you're my, you're my, my
My true love, my whole heart
Please don't throw that away
'Cause I'm here for you
Please don't walk away
And please tell me, you'll stay, stay
Use me as you will
Pull my strings just for a thrill
And I know, I'll be okay
Though my skies are turning gray
I will never let you fall
I'll stand up with you forever
I'll be there for you through it all
Even if saving you sends me to Heaven
I will never let you fall
I'll stand up with you forever
I'll be there for you through it all
Even if saving you sends me to Heaven
I will never let you fall
I'll stand up with you forever
aku bg lgu nie kt dye , at first dye biase jeh lme lme dye asyik ckp , i'm addicted to this song . then , aku ckp lah , i'll cry if someone sing this song to me . lpas tuh pkol 1 lbih cll , dye nyanyi lgu nie tok aku oh my goddd . i'm speechlesss hooooahhh . i love you (: tau tk that was the best moment . ape ape lah oke then bye .
p.s ; weh someone tuh please jgn tlis status yg annoyed boleh tk ? bajet dye jeh ade partner . org laen bce lah sengal . bkan tk bg tp tkkan every minute nk update then tk abes abes told psal partner , annoying gile lah . nk buat jeles ke ape ? hoooohh tk de mse . gone
jmpe dye oh my godd so hensemmmmmmmmm ((: we got no secret together and i love him so much much much much haha gedik tk koi . butohh spm tau nie .
When I see your smile
Tears run down my face
I can't replace
And now that I'm stronger I've figured out
How this world turns cold
And breaks through my soul
And I know, I'll find deep inside me
I can be the one
I will never let you fall
I'll stand up with you forever
I'll be there for you through it all
Even if saving you sends me to Heaven
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay
Seasons are changing and waves are crashing
And stars are falling all for us
Days grow longer and nights grow shorter
I can show you, I'll be the one
I will never let you fall
I'll stand up with you forever
I'll be there for you through it all
Even if saving you sends me to Heaven
'Cause you're my, you're my, my
My true love, my whole heart
Please don't throw that away
'Cause I'm here for you
Please don't walk away
And please tell me, you'll stay, stay
Use me as you will
Pull my strings just for a thrill
And I know, I'll be okay
Though my skies are turning gray
I will never let you fall
I'll stand up with you forever
I'll be there for you through it all
Even if saving you sends me to Heaven
I will never let you fall
I'll stand up with you forever
I'll be there for you through it all
Even if saving you sends me to Heaven
I will never let you fall
I'll stand up with you forever
aku bg lgu nie kt dye , at first dye biase jeh lme lme dye asyik ckp , i'm addicted to this song . then , aku ckp lah , i'll cry if someone sing this song to me . lpas tuh pkol 1 lbih cll , dye nyanyi lgu nie tok aku oh my goddd . i'm speechlesss hooooahhh . i love you (: tau tk that was the best moment . ape ape lah oke then bye .
p.s ; weh someone tuh please jgn tlis status yg annoyed boleh tk ? bajet dye jeh ade partner . org laen bce lah sengal . bkan tk bg tp tkkan every minute nk update then tk abes abes told psal partner , annoying gile lah . nk buat jeles ke ape ? hoooohh tk de mse . gone
neverletyougo .
tagged .
ditag oleh eja n intan . hoi xde keje lain keh mek ? xpelah buat lah jgakk kn . 16 ? byknye ? dua org tag ? kne buat 2 kali ganda ? mngarut
Once you’ve been tagged, you have to write a post with sixteen random things, habits or goals about you. At the end, choose five people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chose them. Don’t forget to leave a comment (“You’re tagged!”), and to read your blog, you can’t tag a person who tagged you. Since you can’t tag me, let me know when you’ve posted your blog, so I can see your weirdness.
1. ske sgt brckap smpai slalu ckp sorang sorang , org xlrat nk lyan .
2. flirt ? itu hobi (:
3. gilekn faizal tahir . smpai fight ngan ma backup faizal tahir tau ? my mom prefer aizat more than him :|
4. obses nk krus .
5. tido lah bestt (:
6. ske kt 3 org dlam 1 mse and smuanya bdak upper 6 kt skolah aku (: omg ?
7. i want to be with JERUNG so badly .
8. straight A's spm ( mustahil sket lah kn )
9. xpham npe kne buat confession kt sni ?
10 . mte koi nie gtal sgt , koi ske cuci mte u know ?
11. ---speechless---
12. mnyimpan azam lpas abis skolah tndik bbir jga kning ( konon tlinge xde tndik lg )
13. dreaming bile jjaka idaman nk dtg haaaaaaaaaa ?
14. ske buli kwn baek sndri iaitu intan plus plus slalu dngki ngan dye , mmg mmggg i dengki ngan u
15. yess nk abes dah nk abess nk abess yess yess yess yeahhhhhhh
16. abes dah bye
teettttttt wa xtau nk tag spe , spe spe spelahh , tp wa nk tgk qiko ngan iqbal , buat sket .
Once you’ve been tagged, you have to write a post with sixteen random things, habits or goals about you. At the end, choose five people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chose them. Don’t forget to leave a comment (“You’re tagged!”), and to read your blog, you can’t tag a person who tagged you. Since you can’t tag me, let me know when you’ve posted your blog, so I can see your weirdness.
1. ske sgt brckap smpai slalu ckp sorang sorang , org xlrat nk lyan .
2. flirt ? itu hobi (:
3. gilekn faizal tahir . smpai fight ngan ma backup faizal tahir tau ? my mom prefer aizat more than him :|
4. obses nk krus .
5. tido lah bestt (:
6. ske kt 3 org dlam 1 mse and smuanya bdak upper 6 kt skolah aku (: omg ?
7. i want to be with JERUNG so badly .
8. straight A's spm ( mustahil sket lah kn )
9. xpham npe kne buat confession kt sni ?
10 . mte koi nie gtal sgt , koi ske cuci mte u know ?
11. ---speechless---
12. mnyimpan azam lpas abis skolah tndik bbir jga kning ( konon tlinge xde tndik lg )
13. dreaming bile jjaka idaman nk dtg haaaaaaaaaa ?
14. ske buli kwn baek sndri iaitu intan plus plus slalu dngki ngan dye , mmg mmggg i dengki ngan u
15. yess nk abes dah nk abess nk abess yess yess yess yeahhhhhhh
16. abes dah bye
teettttttt wa xtau nk tag spe , spe spe spelahh , tp wa nk tgk qiko ngan iqbal , buat sket .
Wednesday
love me .
jnji ngan nora nk tlis blog psal tutuutttt hurmmm . smlam the best day kot hahaha .
alkisahnya,
mse svik ktorg 1klas pg library , knon knon bce bku pdahal brgosip ngan bonda plus plus on9 plus cri gosip bru . pstuh ade lah 1 lg klas msuk . si jerung pnye klas ehem ehem mlelah asyk jeling jeling . hehe aku sdaplah borak ngan clssmte kn tbe tbe aku psing nora ngan intan dah blek . ain xdtg plak . solooo . lntak , lpak ngan pali , omak ai mlucah plak dye . dah bosan ajk dye blek klas , pstuh dye kte lah oke .
mse pkai ksut tuh , elok elok si jerung kua jgaa ehemmmm . aku tgh best tpuk tpuk pali nie , bdan nie bestt (: si jerung ngan kwnnya si lebat nmpak emph nyakatlah depa tuh .
lebat ; ah pali , mse maen bola aok jd boye , kt sni pn aok jd boye . mnde aok nk jd nie .
pali ; mnde aok nie ? heishh .
jerung ; aok nk sgt jd boye yee meh sni koi buat aok jd boye .
dye dtg kt pali bwk marker pen nk cnteng mke pali lah . diorg buat aksi gay jp kt situ . aku yg tgh ikt tali ksut nie blurrr gile ah . last last tnye
---------------- boye tuh mnde pali ?-
jerung mke pelik gile , pali jwb lah ; boye tuh buaye .
aku dgar aku gelak gelak ah kuat kuat plak tuh . pstuh jerung nk blah ah , dye lalu sblah aku , aku ulang ulang
----------------boye boye haha boye-
dye bengang sgt kot dye dtg kt aku buat gye mcm nk cnteng mke ah pkai mrker pen tuh . aku gelak lg lg dn lg .
tbe tbe dye dtg dkat dye ltak tgn dye kt sblah kiri ngan knan aku alahh yg mcm nk brcium kt dinding tuh . haaaa aku dah malu malu ( tipu ) gelak gelak pstuh diam sbb dye pn diam mke sriyes jeh . aku dah cuak , tp jntung dup dap dup dap . mse tgh melalui saat saat rmntic nie mai plak 1 suaraaa
lebat ; hoi dah dah , koi tau dye comel aok jgn buat mnde bkan bkan .
pstuh dye angkt tgn snyum dah blah . mlut aku xjgak stop , ckp jgak boye byk kali . jerung jlan jeh pstuh dye gelak alahaii comelnyee trgoda trgugat aku . ( dah lme pndam nie )
i likeee tauuu , lg lg .
ari tuh kn , aku lpak lpak , tbe tbe jerung lalu , aku pggl lah dye . sesi prbualan ;
alya ; weh nme aok mnde ? ( taktik )
jerung ; tutuutttutut ( xleh bgtau ) , npe ? ( dye dduk dpan aku )
alya ; sje jeh , aok ade fb kn ?
jerung ; emmm jp fkir hahaha . ( comel )
alya ; tpu , koi jmpe .
jerung ; hemm aok klas mnde ? ( sriyes )
alya ; 5src , koi crdik .
jerung ; nme aok alya kn ?
alya ; yelahh .
jerung ; oke .
alya ; ehh , aok nie ensemm lah trgoda koi .
jerung ; hahahahahahaha ( mke malu malu )
alya ; hurmm agk agk bile kte leh kapel ? ( gatai )
jerung ; hahahaha ( lg comel ) lpas koi graduate . ^^
alya ; oh oke jnji tuh .
jerung ; haha koi nk msuk klas , aok pn pg msuk blaja , nnti leh graduate sme koi . (:
alya ; oke lah bye .
jerung ; bye .
aku pn angkt lah kaki blah msuk klas ehemmmmmm brbunga bunga ati aku . okelah jjur , aku mmg ske gile ngan mmat yg ku beri nme jerung nie , aku pg tgk ftsal tuh pn sbb dye auwwww kntoi . okelah bye (:
alkisahnya,
mse svik ktorg 1klas pg library , knon knon bce bku pdahal brgosip ngan bonda plus plus on9 plus cri gosip bru . pstuh ade lah 1 lg klas msuk . si jerung pnye klas ehem ehem mlelah asyk jeling jeling . hehe aku sdaplah borak ngan clssmte kn tbe tbe aku psing nora ngan intan dah blek . ain xdtg plak . solooo . lntak , lpak ngan pali , omak ai mlucah plak dye . dah bosan ajk dye blek klas , pstuh dye kte lah oke .
mse pkai ksut tuh , elok elok si jerung kua jgaa ehemmmm . aku tgh best tpuk tpuk pali nie , bdan nie bestt (: si jerung ngan kwnnya si lebat nmpak emph nyakatlah depa tuh .
lebat ; ah pali , mse maen bola aok jd boye , kt sni pn aok jd boye . mnde aok nk jd nie .
pali ; mnde aok nie ? heishh .
jerung ; aok nk sgt jd boye yee meh sni koi buat aok jd boye .
dye dtg kt pali bwk marker pen nk cnteng mke pali lah . diorg buat aksi gay jp kt situ . aku yg tgh ikt tali ksut nie blurrr gile ah . last last tnye
---------------- boye tuh mnde pali ?-
jerung mke pelik gile , pali jwb lah ; boye tuh buaye .
aku dgar aku gelak gelak ah kuat kuat plak tuh . pstuh jerung nk blah ah , dye lalu sblah aku , aku ulang ulang
----------------boye boye haha boye-
dye bengang sgt kot dye dtg kt aku buat gye mcm nk cnteng mke ah pkai mrker pen tuh . aku gelak lg lg dn lg .
tbe tbe dye dtg dkat dye ltak tgn dye kt sblah kiri ngan knan aku alahh yg mcm nk brcium kt dinding tuh . haaaa aku dah malu malu ( tipu ) gelak gelak pstuh diam sbb dye pn diam mke sriyes jeh . aku dah cuak , tp jntung dup dap dup dap . mse tgh melalui saat saat rmntic nie mai plak 1 suaraaa
lebat ; hoi dah dah , koi tau dye comel aok jgn buat mnde bkan bkan .
pstuh dye angkt tgn snyum dah blah . mlut aku xjgak stop , ckp jgak boye byk kali . jerung jlan jeh pstuh dye gelak alahaii comelnyee trgoda trgugat aku . ( dah lme pndam nie )
i likeee tauuu , lg lg .
ari tuh kn , aku lpak lpak , tbe tbe jerung lalu , aku pggl lah dye . sesi prbualan ;
alya ; weh nme aok mnde ? ( taktik )
jerung ; tutuutttutut ( xleh bgtau ) , npe ? ( dye dduk dpan aku )
alya ; sje jeh , aok ade fb kn ?
jerung ; emmm jp fkir hahaha . ( comel )
alya ; tpu , koi jmpe .
jerung ; hemm aok klas mnde ? ( sriyes )
alya ; 5src , koi crdik .
jerung ; nme aok alya kn ?
alya ; yelahh .
jerung ; oke .
alya ; ehh , aok nie ensemm lah trgoda koi .
jerung ; hahahahahahaha ( mke malu malu )
alya ; hurmm agk agk bile kte leh kapel ? ( gatai )
jerung ; hahahaha ( lg comel ) lpas koi graduate . ^^
alya ; oh oke jnji tuh .
jerung ; haha koi nk msuk klas , aok pn pg msuk blaja , nnti leh graduate sme koi . (:
alya ; oke lah bye .
jerung ; bye .
aku pn angkt lah kaki blah msuk klas ehemmmmmm brbunga bunga ati aku . okelah jjur , aku mmg ske gile ngan mmat yg ku beri nme jerung nie , aku pg tgk ftsal tuh pn sbb dye auwwww kntoi . okelah bye (:
Saturday
eeniemeenie .
hehe aku ade kwn yg plek , nk tau jeng jeng jeng .
si empunya spender lobang - intan
si nenek ramai cucu - syda
si director prasan best - imran
si cntik yg gay - izhar
si bapok yg nyah - hakim
si kuat kntot mndap - min
si reporter xsdar diri - fred
si tua ketrunan bangla - naim
si pkcik yg gtal miang - ilham
si kecik yg xckup tggi - ancoi
si kdkut yg pelat - apis
si kuli batak - denin
si kaki pnjang - ain
si mkcik mnje yg sewel - nora
si lawa yg diprkosa oleh ku - raem
si capang yg mngandungkn ank ku - bijan
si pmntak sdekah - afiq form 6
si ank mrid yg blur sokmo - afiq form 4
si adek yg sengal - nazrien
si pemidato yg sengal - haimy
si laki yg bru nk jd gay - azrul
si boss yg sombong - kamal
haaaaa amek kau , smua aneh anehhh blaka . dah smua pstuh blaka plak an . dah bye
si empunya spender lobang - intan
si nenek ramai cucu - syda
si director prasan best - imran
si cntik yg gay - izhar
si bapok yg nyah - hakim
si kuat kntot mndap - min
si reporter xsdar diri - fred
si tua ketrunan bangla - naim
si pkcik yg gtal miang - ilham
si kecik yg xckup tggi - ancoi
si kdkut yg pelat - apis
si kuli batak - denin
si kaki pnjang - ain
si mkcik mnje yg sewel - nora
si lawa yg diprkosa oleh ku - raem
si capang yg mngandungkn ank ku - bijan
si pmntak sdekah - afiq form 6
si ank mrid yg blur sokmo - afiq form 4
si adek yg sengal - nazrien
si pemidato yg sengal - haimy
si laki yg bru nk jd gay - azrul
si boss yg sombong - kamal
haaaaa amek kau , smua aneh anehhh blaka . dah smua pstuh blaka plak an . dah bye
Monday
sickoftonight .
dlu mse dye xbrape femes kemaen rpat lg bile dah femes dah hot ape smua mkin lpe . aku rse smua mcm tuh . dah up sket jeh blagak smbong tah ape ape tah .
raja abdul hakim . kwn skolah rndah , 5 taun ptus hbgan tbe tbe jmpe fb dye . dye nie bpak lah pnas brannye smpai nk gurau ngan dye pon tkut tkut jeh . skang aku grau ksar nk mmpus dye slamber jeh , ehh dah ilang keh bran dye . inilah kwan nyah aku . hahahaha
kt skolah smua cm ape jeh , jeling jeling . eleh nympah aku , bengang nie bengang . drpd rpat rpat tros jd renggang mcm ape jeh , smua mnde xpuas ati tau lah nk spm bajet dye dye jeh nk exm ktorg ? xexam ? fuck !
beberapa hari yg lalu , bijan kte mngandungkan ank koi , ari ni dye dah brsalin ank prmpuan . tp dye xnk tnjuk ank prmpuan tuh dye kte nk smpan , tah ape tah . mngarut jeh lah bdak bdak nie . heish , 1 ari aku pggl dye suami . almak , lek ah ancoi lek ehh xcurangg .
raja abdul hakim . kwn skolah rndah , 5 taun ptus hbgan tbe tbe jmpe fb dye . dye nie bpak lah pnas brannye smpai nk gurau ngan dye pon tkut tkut jeh . skang aku grau ksar nk mmpus dye slamber jeh , ehh dah ilang keh bran dye . inilah kwan nyah aku . hahahaha
kt skolah smua cm ape jeh , jeling jeling . eleh nympah aku , bengang nie bengang . drpd rpat rpat tros jd renggang mcm ape jeh , smua mnde xpuas ati tau lah nk spm bajet dye dye jeh nk exm ktorg ? xexam ? fuck !
beberapa hari yg lalu , bijan kte mngandungkan ank koi , ari ni dye dah brsalin ank prmpuan . tp dye xnk tnjuk ank prmpuan tuh dye kte nk smpan , tah ape tah . mngarut jeh lah bdak bdak nie . heish , 1 ari aku pggl dye suami . almak , lek ah ancoi lek ehh xcurangg .
Thursday
telephone
nseb lah aku dah abes klas an , xtau nk post psal ape , skadar mau update blog jeh , bye bye bye bye .
p.s ; shahirul azmy .
p.s ; shahirul azmy .
Wednesday
secretvalentine .
hurmm entahlah . bosannyelah hdup nie . oh yaa ,
tringat , mse brmnje mnje dgn abg2 form6 yg bsuk gila tuh (diorg bru lpas maen futsal) , tbe2 trjmpe si F yg klau boleh aku xnak jmpe dahh , byk sgt memori xdpat nk pdam bila tgk dye , rndu tuh rndu tp nk buat mcm mne smuanya dah berakhir .
tringat lg , mse lpak lpak ade plak sorang mmat comel mngorat , emphhh mmg masyuk , alih alih skrang dye bf aku , gmbr ? nnty ya . every night dye cll , aish xbosan keh ? dah lah lme , brasap tlinge aku ckap . bialah dye pnye duet bkannye aku kn .
tringat lg lg , ade sorang mmat tuh tbe2 jeh lyan aku dingin smcam , dlu baek jeh skang byle aku ade bf bru trus ckap aku kau , pehal ? ek eleh , mcm aku hdap sgt dgan kau , blahhh .
tringat lg lg lg , result truk gila and rse mcm nk antok pale kt dinding , bodoh bodoh .
tringat lg lg lg lg , dpat tulis blog smpai sni jehh , bye .
tringat , mse brmnje mnje dgn abg2 form6 yg bsuk gila tuh (diorg bru lpas maen futsal) , tbe2 trjmpe si F yg klau boleh aku xnak jmpe dahh , byk sgt memori xdpat nk pdam bila tgk dye , rndu tuh rndu tp nk buat mcm mne smuanya dah berakhir .
tringat lg , mse lpak lpak ade plak sorang mmat comel mngorat , emphhh mmg masyuk , alih alih skrang dye bf aku , gmbr ? nnty ya . every night dye cll , aish xbosan keh ? dah lah lme , brasap tlinge aku ckap . bialah dye pnye duet bkannye aku kn .
tringat lg lg , ade sorang mmat tuh tbe2 jeh lyan aku dingin smcam , dlu baek jeh skang byle aku ade bf bru trus ckap aku kau , pehal ? ek eleh , mcm aku hdap sgt dgan kau , blahhh .
tringat lg lg lg , result truk gila and rse mcm nk antok pale kt dinding , bodoh bodoh .
tringat lg lg lg lg , dpat tulis blog smpai sni jehh , bye .
Monday
badromance .
stelah lme mnjd jnda org , akhirnya MOHD SHAHIRUL AZMY telah brjaya mmbuang gelaran itu dgn melamar driku pda 7 march , 10.11 p.m . alahai . trima kaseh bie . dye trsgtlah comel dan tntulah dgn itu dye brjya mnambat ati aku pd tiang elektrik . dah itu saja , bye .
p.s ; ari2 on9 blog tp xpost ape ape . sbb ape ? sbb sye mlas . yay yay yay yayyy . bce blog org jeh tau .
p.s ; ari2 on9 blog tp xpost ape ape . sbb ape ? sbb sye mlas . yay yay yay yayyy . bce blog org jeh tau .
Wednesday
movealong ,
haa , jengjengjeng .
on pc ,
folder -'langkawi' ,
opennnnn -----------------------------------------------
GO WITH TRAIN AND BACK WITH PLANE .
harga sekian sekian sekian .
oke , xpuas ati , pg tnye bpak . bpak ckp , lau xde aral melintang , kte brcuti keh langkawi blan 5 . ohh , npe xbulan 3 nie , excited sket , ah ye .
crite lain .
mnggu nie start tusyen . damn , mlasnye . maybe class smpai 4.30 . huuuuishhh , wtf ? cnfrm lahh , skjap jehh , kroihh kroihhh dahh . dah lah ade imran ayuq dan alif . hurm , aku dgn slamber ajk pali tusyen skali , add math jehh .
kelas kelas kelas .
EXAM WEEK ~ slamber on9 . arini paper physics and math 1 . hehh , bosan . lpas pper physics , rhat sbb exm math pkul 12 . hurm , ikot bntot ain tawaf skolah . smbil jlan tuh boleh plak rse ngantok , asyik lnggar tiang jehh . fed up , msuk klas . lpak jp , aku dtg kt 1 group yg tgh syok brsmbang , syuhhhh , smua lari . skelip mte ilang . haaa , kantoi ahh ngumpat , trase wehh trase . xpe xpe xpe . xnk join dah pas nie . lpak ngan ayuq sat , dye sronok jehh lukis gmbr aku , amboihh . fed up lg , pg kcau imran plak . huhh , xmau story ape ape .
alya ; pali , tusyen sme jom .
pali ; tusyen ? mne ? ib ?
alya ; yapp , add math .
pali ; boleh jgak , brape ?
alya ; dftar rm10 , 1 subjek rm25 .
pali ; 35 ? rm45 ah jd nye , mhalnyee .
alya ; 25 lahh .
pali ; yelah , 35 lahhh .
alya ; td kau ckap 45 .
pali ; 35 , 35 , 35 .
alya ; (diam)
topeq ; add math pkol bpe ?
alya ; tghhari kot .
topeq ; haa ?
alya ; TENGAHHARI KOT . ( trus lyan ayuq balek )
hoi hoi .
npe korang korang ejek aku ngan ahmad nie ? stkat aku puji dye ensem , trus ejek . hehh , izhar , ske sgtlahh nyakat aku ngan ahmad ya . eleh , kerek , dah ah bulu mte lntik , kuat nnges , wuuuuu , xmalu . smse mnjwb math , aku trase kagum melihat tgn izhar yg pnjg tuhh . pnjg sgt .
abes exm , lpak sat . mngimbas smula kngan dlu dlu . brsma sma . blah blah blah . mcm bongokk jehh . pstuh brcrite ttg sir kesygan kami tuhh , brgosip gosip . alif shahnum mmberi choclate cadbury yg dah cair , bongok , truk gila . xpe xpe . bwk blek , simpan dlam peti dlu , esk mkan rmai rmai . esk exm chemist add math dan sejarah . mencarut sbntar . blurr , mlam nie buat add math , ecehh konon .
dah , xde dah kot crite . oh ya . one word . bye .
on pc ,
folder -'langkawi' ,
opennnnn -----------------------------------------------
GO WITH TRAIN AND BACK WITH PLANE .
harga sekian sekian sekian .
oke , xpuas ati , pg tnye bpak . bpak ckp , lau xde aral melintang , kte brcuti keh langkawi blan 5 . ohh , npe xbulan 3 nie , excited sket , ah ye .
crite lain .
mnggu nie start tusyen . damn , mlasnye . maybe class smpai 4.30 . huuuuishhh , wtf ? cnfrm lahh , skjap jehh , kroihh kroihhh dahh . dah lah ade imran ayuq dan alif . hurm , aku dgn slamber ajk pali tusyen skali , add math jehh .
kelas kelas kelas .
EXAM WEEK ~ slamber on9 . arini paper physics and math 1 . hehh , bosan . lpas pper physics , rhat sbb exm math pkul 12 . hurm , ikot bntot ain tawaf skolah . smbil jlan tuh boleh plak rse ngantok , asyik lnggar tiang jehh . fed up , msuk klas . lpak jp , aku dtg kt 1 group yg tgh syok brsmbang , syuhhhh , smua lari . skelip mte ilang . haaa , kantoi ahh ngumpat , trase wehh trase . xpe xpe xpe . xnk join dah pas nie . lpak ngan ayuq sat , dye sronok jehh lukis gmbr aku , amboihh . fed up lg , pg kcau imran plak . huhh , xmau story ape ape .
alya ; pali , tusyen sme jom .
pali ; tusyen ? mne ? ib ?
alya ; yapp , add math .
pali ; boleh jgak , brape ?
alya ; dftar rm10 , 1 subjek rm25 .
pali ; 35 ? rm45 ah jd nye , mhalnyee .
alya ; 25 lahh .
pali ; yelah , 35 lahhh .
alya ; td kau ckap 45 .
pali ; 35 , 35 , 35 .
alya ; (diam)
topeq ; add math pkol bpe ?
alya ; tghhari kot .
topeq ; haa ?
alya ; TENGAHHARI KOT . ( trus lyan ayuq balek )
hoi hoi .
npe korang korang ejek aku ngan ahmad nie ? stkat aku puji dye ensem , trus ejek . hehh , izhar , ske sgtlahh nyakat aku ngan ahmad ya . eleh , kerek , dah ah bulu mte lntik , kuat nnges , wuuuuu , xmalu . smse mnjwb math , aku trase kagum melihat tgn izhar yg pnjg tuhh . pnjg sgt .
abes exm , lpak sat . mngimbas smula kngan dlu dlu . brsma sma . blah blah blah . mcm bongokk jehh . pstuh brcrite ttg sir kesygan kami tuhh , brgosip gosip . alif shahnum mmberi choclate cadbury yg dah cair , bongok , truk gila . xpe xpe . bwk blek , simpan dlam peti dlu , esk mkan rmai rmai . esk exm chemist add math dan sejarah . mencarut sbntar . blurr , mlam nie buat add math , ecehh konon .
dah , xde dah kot crite . oh ya . one word . bye .
Thursday
vanillatwilight .
xtau nk tulis ape , blahhhhh . mlam td , tah pkul brape asyik text ngan hazelnut , lpas tuh dye cll plak , borak2 lahhh . mcm bongokk jehhh , pstuhh ske sgtlahh gelak sorang2 , byle pggl dye gile dye pggl aku gile blekk . ckp dye btol dye gelakk2 . mlas lyann .
oke , spatutnye aku kua ari smalam , tp tbe2 ade lahh prmpuan nie ajk kua ari slase . oke , oke . kua lahh jgakk . lpak kt old town white coffee , lme xlmpak sni , abg kesygan yg keje kt situ dah brtkar org dahh , ktorg xtau pn . hehh . lpas dah bosan2 sket , jlan jp pg beli deodorant tuttutt , pstuhh pg tman tasik , ade reunion 3cekal 2008 . hooo ? :O sjak byle aku jd bdak 3 cekal tahh . xkesahh ahh , lpak kt tmpat jauh dr tmpat org . heeehh , trjmpe plakk nyotnyot kt situ , ape aku heran sgt , awek dye bdak 3 cekal 2008 kn . aku ase mcm org gyle dah kt situ , gelak gelak gelak gelak golek golek golek golek . hehhh .
tbe2 hujan , lari2 dan xlme lpas tuh blahhh lahh , mcm tuhh jehh , aku xmkan sgt sbb maen hulur mlut kt org sruh suap kan jehh , hahaha . ???? pnyelah dtg smate2 nk mkan kn kn kn kn kn ? dah esoknye aku pn dmam , idung sok sek sok sek . mse ujan tuh , ckp kt ibu , ' aku kebal aku kebal , relax jehh redah hujann , relaxx ' . amek kau , kebal lah sgt , hehh .
ari smalm tbe2 adam msj ? wtf ? brape abad tah diamkn diri , aku pn dah nk lpekan kau , hahaha , jhat x jhat x . hehhh .
oke lahh , bye . maggi saya sudah kembang .
oke , spatutnye aku kua ari smalam , tp tbe2 ade lahh prmpuan nie ajk kua ari slase . oke , oke . kua lahh jgakk . lpak kt old town white coffee , lme xlmpak sni , abg kesygan yg keje kt situ dah brtkar org dahh , ktorg xtau pn . hehh . lpas dah bosan2 sket , jlan jp pg beli deodorant tuttutt , pstuhh pg tman tasik , ade reunion 3cekal 2008 . hooo ? :O sjak byle aku jd bdak 3 cekal tahh . xkesahh ahh , lpak kt tmpat jauh dr tmpat org . heeehh , trjmpe plakk nyotnyot kt situ , ape aku heran sgt , awek dye bdak 3 cekal 2008 kn . aku ase mcm org gyle dah kt situ , gelak gelak gelak gelak golek golek golek golek . hehhh .
tbe2 hujan , lari2 dan xlme lpas tuh blahhh lahh , mcm tuhh jehh , aku xmkan sgt sbb maen hulur mlut kt org sruh suap kan jehh , hahaha . ???? pnyelah dtg smate2 nk mkan kn kn kn kn kn ? dah esoknye aku pn dmam , idung sok sek sok sek . mse ujan tuh , ckp kt ibu , ' aku kebal aku kebal , relax jehh redah hujann , relaxx ' . amek kau , kebal lah sgt , hehh .
ari smalm tbe2 adam msj ? wtf ? brape abad tah diamkn diri , aku pn dah nk lpekan kau , hahaha , jhat x jhat x . hehhh .
oke lahh , bye . maggi saya sudah kembang .
Monday
knowyourenemy .
13 february .
-asyk tgk handphone jehh , byle lahh dye nk msj , xmsj2 , bongokkk . (nk topupppp!!)
14 february .
-smbut vlntine sorg2 lagi , bosannn . yg tuh , xcll xape , bongokkk jugakkk . (6 bulan mnjnda)
15 february .
-dah sangap dah dduk umah , xde mnde nk buattttt , brtmbah bongokkk lahh . (hw brspah tp xnk buat)
woyy , byle nk bli brg woyy , aku bosannnnn dgn cintamu aku rsa buang msaa (lgu bengang by akim) ^^ . mngkuk , buat wafel jm ? (btol keh eja?) rndu nk mkan . i got something to tell korang , tp nie rahsia kerajaan , mne leh bgtauu kt sini . (konon)
xsabar nk ari jumaat , sri tualang , here i come . pkai bju kurung , i likee . ((: (seriously)
bye . (npe byk sgt krungann)
-asyk tgk handphone jehh , byle lahh dye nk msj , xmsj2 , bongokkk . (nk topupppp!!)
14 february .
-smbut vlntine sorg2 lagi , bosannn . yg tuh , xcll xape , bongokkk jugakkk . (6 bulan mnjnda)
15 february .
-dah sangap dah dduk umah , xde mnde nk buattttt , brtmbah bongokkk lahh . (hw brspah tp xnk buat)
woyy , byle nk bli brg woyy , aku bosannnnn dgn cintamu aku rsa buang msaa (lgu bengang by akim) ^^ . mngkuk , buat wafel jm ? (btol keh eja?) rndu nk mkan . i got something to tell korang , tp nie rahsia kerajaan , mne leh bgtauu kt sini . (konon)
xsabar nk ari jumaat , sri tualang , here i come . pkai bju kurung , i likee . ((: (seriously)
bye . (npe byk sgt krungann)
Thursday
maggemawudee ,
hehh , arini blaja bhse tamil , walawehhh , belit2 lidahhh tp brjya lah jgak ckp beberapa ptah prktaann . yaayy , saya hebat . intan dpt mnggunakan ldah dgn jayanye tok mnybut stiap prkataaan . hurmm , nnges2 aku gelakk . shantini ngan saras pon lyann jehh . oke lahh tuhhh .
antara prkataannye ;
innersonna ? - ape awk ckap ?
unepate' - satusepuluh
tambi - ank lelaki
nande' - ketam
ruse - gedik ?
maggemawudee' -awak cpat lari
dan lain2 yg sye xbrape nk igt .
mse balek , smua org tgglkan aku sorg2 , aku jlan ngan watie . ade saras shantini n moniesha skaly . jlan skali ngan mereka . afiq kamal and the gang kt dpan ktorg . aku ckp an kuat , so maen2 ahh ngan the india girls an . gelak2 ape sumer .
dialog I ;-
watie : spe yg jtuh tgge kt stu ari tuh tuh ? brgolek2 .
shantini : heishh , awk jgn bgtau spe2 lahh , diam sje ,
alya : ape wehh ape wehh ? bg ah tau . (busybody)
watie : arie tuh dye jtuh tgge dr tgkt ats smpai bwh , malu siot , tulah bdan krus sgt .
shantini : alahh , xmau kwan awk sbb awk ksitau dye .
alya : ohhhh , skrang sye tau rhsia awk shantini , abes lah awk , sye bgtau smua org , awk jtuh trgolekk .
shantini : ehhh alya jgnlahh . kte kwan baek kn , kn , awk xkn bgtau org kn .
alya : dey saras , dye kte sye kwan baek dye . ape mcam ini jadi ?
saras : (jeling jehh)
watie : abeslah kau alya .
sejak byle tah aku jd kwan baek shantini , abess dinaekkn pgkat oleh dye , omg !
afiq and the gang ke blakang .
saras maen tolak2 aku , dan aku pn maen tolak2 ngan shantini plak . moniesha tlah pg dgan ljunye . watie dah lpas ke dpan sbb tkut kne tggl . aku sorang2 dan adek2 shantini kt dpan ngan blakang aku . omg !! aku dikelilingi keling dan skang aku dikre HANYA brkwan dgn diorg . damnn , bdak laen pndg2 jehh , xpe2 , 1 malaysia .
dah ptang sket tuhh .
zack and nora pg smayang . wa dduk kt pndok , ehemehem . pstuh dtg lah afiq and kamal .
afiq : ckgu , cpat ajr sye math , ckgu pncaragam kol bpe ehh ? (mke slamber jehh)
kamal : ckgu ? mne ckgu ? (pusing2)
afiq : nie haa ckgu koi , ckgu pribadi , aok pe tau aok bdak kecik lgi . (smbil mnunjuk2 ke arah alya)
kamal : (pndg ngan pndgan hina , amek phone nora n geledahh . mke slamberr yaya ) enset spe nie ?
alya : kwan org .
kamal : mne dyenye ?
alya : smbahyang .
afiq : ckgu xsmbahyang ?
alya : hekmu ckgu ! xlah .
afiq : ehh , npe ? arituh ckp kt org lau nk buat jhat tuh buat lah tpi ..... (dipotong )
alya : (memotong) xbolehhh lahhh .
kamal : prmpuan keh kwan aok , koi igt laki .
alya : igt spe ?
kamal : bijannn , hahaha .
afiq : wale , bijan pkai enset pink .
sesi pembelajaran brlalu .
afiq : ehh , ckgu , td npenye ngan bdak2 keling tuhh ?
alya : npe ngan diorg ?
afiq : kepung ckgu dr td .
alya : mne ade .
afiq : abess yg rmai2 td tuh ape ?
alya : ohh , org jlan skaly ngan diorg , kwan2 org smua pakat tgglkan org sorg2 . org jlan ah ngan diorg nie , kebetulan kt blakang .
afiq : ohh , pham keh diorg kte ape ?
alya : pham lah , depa ckap mlayuu .
afiq : igt ckgu pham dye ckp keling , bru nk tabekk .
nora and zack dtg . zack blah dgn pntas dan tuntas . nora ajr skali . sket prot glakk , sbb bdak nie ape pn xtau , sumpah mcm bijann .
sesi latihan pncaragam brmulaaaa .
abes latihan , trun pngkat , jd tukang sorak . abes sumer trkeluarr dr mlut kami . antara yg plg femes , MAGGEMAWUDEE' !! sbb mse tuh org tgah lari 4x400m . mmg besttlahh an sorak2 .
oke ? are you alright ? good dog good dog .
oh yaa , 1 lgi incident . mse tgh blaja agme , tnung kt luar , nmpk pngwas form6 . igt jerung , upenye boss . hampehh . pndg lagi , sbb dye nmpk cm plek , lg pn aku tgh bosann . pstuh dye pndg aku jgak . eishh . then dye jelir lidahh . tah ape nk jd ngan aku , aku gelak malu2 jehh . boss pon sengih2 jehh tgk aku mcm tuh . watie plak prasan boss tuh sengihh kt dye , wakakakakahahaha (gelak style komik) . xlehh blahhh .
okeee , enough for today , to be continued , see you next time , thank you .
antara prkataannye ;
innersonna ? - ape awk ckap ?
unepate' - satusepuluh
tambi - ank lelaki
nande' - ketam
ruse - gedik ?
maggemawudee' -awak cpat lari
dan lain2 yg sye xbrape nk igt .
mse balek , smua org tgglkan aku sorg2 , aku jlan ngan watie . ade saras shantini n moniesha skaly . jlan skali ngan mereka . afiq kamal and the gang kt dpan ktorg . aku ckp an kuat , so maen2 ahh ngan the india girls an . gelak2 ape sumer .
dialog I ;-
watie : spe yg jtuh tgge kt stu ari tuh tuh ? brgolek2 .
shantini : heishh , awk jgn bgtau spe2 lahh , diam sje ,
alya : ape wehh ape wehh ? bg ah tau . (busybody)
watie : arie tuh dye jtuh tgge dr tgkt ats smpai bwh , malu siot , tulah bdan krus sgt .
shantini : alahh , xmau kwan awk sbb awk ksitau dye .
alya : ohhhh , skrang sye tau rhsia awk shantini , abes lah awk , sye bgtau smua org , awk jtuh trgolekk .
shantini : ehhh alya jgnlahh . kte kwan baek kn , kn , awk xkn bgtau org kn .
alya : dey saras , dye kte sye kwan baek dye . ape mcam ini jadi ?
saras : (jeling jehh)
watie : abeslah kau alya .
sejak byle tah aku jd kwan baek shantini , abess dinaekkn pgkat oleh dye , omg !
afiq and the gang ke blakang .
saras maen tolak2 aku , dan aku pn maen tolak2 ngan shantini plak . moniesha tlah pg dgan ljunye . watie dah lpas ke dpan sbb tkut kne tggl . aku sorang2 dan adek2 shantini kt dpan ngan blakang aku . omg !! aku dikelilingi keling dan skang aku dikre HANYA brkwan dgn diorg . damnn , bdak laen pndg2 jehh , xpe2 , 1 malaysia .
dah ptang sket tuhh .
zack and nora pg smayang . wa dduk kt pndok , ehemehem . pstuh dtg lah afiq and kamal .
afiq : ckgu , cpat ajr sye math , ckgu pncaragam kol bpe ehh ? (mke slamber jehh)
kamal : ckgu ? mne ckgu ? (pusing2)
afiq : nie haa ckgu koi , ckgu pribadi , aok pe tau aok bdak kecik lgi . (smbil mnunjuk2 ke arah alya)
kamal : (pndg ngan pndgan hina , amek phone nora n geledahh . mke slamberr yaya ) enset spe nie ?
alya : kwan org .
kamal : mne dyenye ?
alya : smbahyang .
afiq : ckgu xsmbahyang ?
alya : hekmu ckgu ! xlah .
afiq : ehh , npe ? arituh ckp kt org lau nk buat jhat tuh buat lah tpi ..... (dipotong )
alya : (memotong) xbolehhh lahhh .
kamal : prmpuan keh kwan aok , koi igt laki .
alya : igt spe ?
kamal : bijannn , hahaha .
afiq : wale , bijan pkai enset pink .
sesi pembelajaran brlalu .
afiq : ehh , ckgu , td npenye ngan bdak2 keling tuhh ?
alya : npe ngan diorg ?
afiq : kepung ckgu dr td .
alya : mne ade .
afiq : abess yg rmai2 td tuh ape ?
alya : ohh , org jlan skaly ngan diorg , kwan2 org smua pakat tgglkan org sorg2 . org jlan ah ngan diorg nie , kebetulan kt blakang .
afiq : ohh , pham keh diorg kte ape ?
alya : pham lah , depa ckap mlayuu .
afiq : igt ckgu pham dye ckp keling , bru nk tabekk .
nora and zack dtg . zack blah dgn pntas dan tuntas . nora ajr skali . sket prot glakk , sbb bdak nie ape pn xtau , sumpah mcm bijann .
sesi latihan pncaragam brmulaaaa .
abes latihan , trun pngkat , jd tukang sorak . abes sumer trkeluarr dr mlut kami . antara yg plg femes , MAGGEMAWUDEE' !! sbb mse tuh org tgah lari 4x400m . mmg besttlahh an sorak2 .
oke ? are you alright ? good dog good dog .
oh yaa , 1 lgi incident . mse tgh blaja agme , tnung kt luar , nmpk pngwas form6 . igt jerung , upenye boss . hampehh . pndg lagi , sbb dye nmpk cm plek , lg pn aku tgh bosann . pstuh dye pndg aku jgak . eishh . then dye jelir lidahh . tah ape nk jd ngan aku , aku gelak malu2 jehh . boss pon sengih2 jehh tgk aku mcm tuh . watie plak prasan boss tuh sengihh kt dye , wakakakakahahaha (gelak style komik) . xlehh blahhh .
okeee , enough for today , to be continued , see you next time , thank you .
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