hehe aku ade kwn yg plek , nk tau jeng jeng jeng .
si empunya spender lobang - intan
si nenek ramai cucu - syda
si director prasan best - imran
si cntik yg gay - izhar
si bapok yg nyah - hakim
si kuat kntot mndap - min
si reporter xsdar diri - fred
si tua ketrunan bangla - naim
si pkcik yg gtal miang - ilham
si kecik yg xckup tggi - ancoi
si kdkut yg pelat - apis
si kuli batak - denin
si kaki pnjang - ain
si mkcik mnje yg sewel - nora
si lawa yg diprkosa oleh ku - raem
si capang yg mngandungkn ank ku - bijan
si pmntak sdekah - afiq form 6
si ank mrid yg blur sokmo - afiq form 4
si adek yg sengal - nazrien
si pemidato yg sengal - haimy
si laki yg bru nk jd gay - azrul
si boss yg sombong - kamal
haaaaa amek kau , smua aneh anehhh blaka . dah smua pstuh blaka plak an . dah bye
Saturday
Monday
sickoftonight .
dlu mse dye xbrape femes kemaen rpat lg bile dah femes dah hot ape smua mkin lpe . aku rse smua mcm tuh . dah up sket jeh blagak smbong tah ape ape tah .
raja abdul hakim . kwn skolah rndah , 5 taun ptus hbgan tbe tbe jmpe fb dye . dye nie bpak lah pnas brannye smpai nk gurau ngan dye pon tkut tkut jeh . skang aku grau ksar nk mmpus dye slamber jeh , ehh dah ilang keh bran dye . inilah kwan nyah aku . hahahaha
kt skolah smua cm ape jeh , jeling jeling . eleh nympah aku , bengang nie bengang . drpd rpat rpat tros jd renggang mcm ape jeh , smua mnde xpuas ati tau lah nk spm bajet dye dye jeh nk exm ktorg ? xexam ? fuck !
beberapa hari yg lalu , bijan kte mngandungkan ank koi , ari ni dye dah brsalin ank prmpuan . tp dye xnk tnjuk ank prmpuan tuh dye kte nk smpan , tah ape tah . mngarut jeh lah bdak bdak nie . heish , 1 ari aku pggl dye suami . almak , lek ah ancoi lek ehh xcurangg .
raja abdul hakim . kwn skolah rndah , 5 taun ptus hbgan tbe tbe jmpe fb dye . dye nie bpak lah pnas brannye smpai nk gurau ngan dye pon tkut tkut jeh . skang aku grau ksar nk mmpus dye slamber jeh , ehh dah ilang keh bran dye . inilah kwan nyah aku . hahahaha
kt skolah smua cm ape jeh , jeling jeling . eleh nympah aku , bengang nie bengang . drpd rpat rpat tros jd renggang mcm ape jeh , smua mnde xpuas ati tau lah nk spm bajet dye dye jeh nk exm ktorg ? xexam ? fuck !
beberapa hari yg lalu , bijan kte mngandungkan ank koi , ari ni dye dah brsalin ank prmpuan . tp dye xnk tnjuk ank prmpuan tuh dye kte nk smpan , tah ape tah . mngarut jeh lah bdak bdak nie . heish , 1 ari aku pggl dye suami . almak , lek ah ancoi lek ehh xcurangg .
Thursday
telephone
nseb lah aku dah abes klas an , xtau nk post psal ape , skadar mau update blog jeh , bye bye bye bye .
p.s ; shahirul azmy .
p.s ; shahirul azmy .
Wednesday
secretvalentine .
hurmm entahlah . bosannyelah hdup nie . oh yaa ,
tringat , mse brmnje mnje dgn abg2 form6 yg bsuk gila tuh (diorg bru lpas maen futsal) , tbe2 trjmpe si F yg klau boleh aku xnak jmpe dahh , byk sgt memori xdpat nk pdam bila tgk dye , rndu tuh rndu tp nk buat mcm mne smuanya dah berakhir .
tringat lg , mse lpak lpak ade plak sorang mmat comel mngorat , emphhh mmg masyuk , alih alih skrang dye bf aku , gmbr ? nnty ya . every night dye cll , aish xbosan keh ? dah lah lme , brasap tlinge aku ckap . bialah dye pnye duet bkannye aku kn .
tringat lg lg , ade sorang mmat tuh tbe2 jeh lyan aku dingin smcam , dlu baek jeh skang byle aku ade bf bru trus ckap aku kau , pehal ? ek eleh , mcm aku hdap sgt dgan kau , blahhh .
tringat lg lg lg , result truk gila and rse mcm nk antok pale kt dinding , bodoh bodoh .
tringat lg lg lg lg , dpat tulis blog smpai sni jehh , bye .
tringat , mse brmnje mnje dgn abg2 form6 yg bsuk gila tuh (diorg bru lpas maen futsal) , tbe2 trjmpe si F yg klau boleh aku xnak jmpe dahh , byk sgt memori xdpat nk pdam bila tgk dye , rndu tuh rndu tp nk buat mcm mne smuanya dah berakhir .
tringat lg , mse lpak lpak ade plak sorang mmat comel mngorat , emphhh mmg masyuk , alih alih skrang dye bf aku , gmbr ? nnty ya . every night dye cll , aish xbosan keh ? dah lah lme , brasap tlinge aku ckap . bialah dye pnye duet bkannye aku kn .
tringat lg lg , ade sorang mmat tuh tbe2 jeh lyan aku dingin smcam , dlu baek jeh skang byle aku ade bf bru trus ckap aku kau , pehal ? ek eleh , mcm aku hdap sgt dgan kau , blahhh .
tringat lg lg lg , result truk gila and rse mcm nk antok pale kt dinding , bodoh bodoh .
tringat lg lg lg lg , dpat tulis blog smpai sni jehh , bye .
Monday
badromance .
stelah lme mnjd jnda org , akhirnya MOHD SHAHIRUL AZMY telah brjaya mmbuang gelaran itu dgn melamar driku pda 7 march , 10.11 p.m . alahai . trima kaseh bie . dye trsgtlah comel dan tntulah dgn itu dye brjya mnambat ati aku pd tiang elektrik . dah itu saja , bye .
p.s ; ari2 on9 blog tp xpost ape ape . sbb ape ? sbb sye mlas . yay yay yay yayyy . bce blog org jeh tau .
p.s ; ari2 on9 blog tp xpost ape ape . sbb ape ? sbb sye mlas . yay yay yay yayyy . bce blog org jeh tau .
Wednesday
movealong ,
haa , jengjengjeng .
on pc ,
folder -'langkawi' ,
opennnnn -----------------------------------------------
GO WITH TRAIN AND BACK WITH PLANE .
harga sekian sekian sekian .
oke , xpuas ati , pg tnye bpak . bpak ckp , lau xde aral melintang , kte brcuti keh langkawi blan 5 . ohh , npe xbulan 3 nie , excited sket , ah ye .
crite lain .
mnggu nie start tusyen . damn , mlasnye . maybe class smpai 4.30 . huuuuishhh , wtf ? cnfrm lahh , skjap jehh , kroihh kroihhh dahh . dah lah ade imran ayuq dan alif . hurm , aku dgn slamber ajk pali tusyen skali , add math jehh .
kelas kelas kelas .
EXAM WEEK ~ slamber on9 . arini paper physics and math 1 . hehh , bosan . lpas pper physics , rhat sbb exm math pkul 12 . hurm , ikot bntot ain tawaf skolah . smbil jlan tuh boleh plak rse ngantok , asyik lnggar tiang jehh . fed up , msuk klas . lpak jp , aku dtg kt 1 group yg tgh syok brsmbang , syuhhhh , smua lari . skelip mte ilang . haaa , kantoi ahh ngumpat , trase wehh trase . xpe xpe xpe . xnk join dah pas nie . lpak ngan ayuq sat , dye sronok jehh lukis gmbr aku , amboihh . fed up lg , pg kcau imran plak . huhh , xmau story ape ape .
alya ; pali , tusyen sme jom .
pali ; tusyen ? mne ? ib ?
alya ; yapp , add math .
pali ; boleh jgak , brape ?
alya ; dftar rm10 , 1 subjek rm25 .
pali ; 35 ? rm45 ah jd nye , mhalnyee .
alya ; 25 lahh .
pali ; yelah , 35 lahhh .
alya ; td kau ckap 45 .
pali ; 35 , 35 , 35 .
alya ; (diam)
topeq ; add math pkol bpe ?
alya ; tghhari kot .
topeq ; haa ?
alya ; TENGAHHARI KOT . ( trus lyan ayuq balek )
hoi hoi .
npe korang korang ejek aku ngan ahmad nie ? stkat aku puji dye ensem , trus ejek . hehh , izhar , ske sgtlahh nyakat aku ngan ahmad ya . eleh , kerek , dah ah bulu mte lntik , kuat nnges , wuuuuu , xmalu . smse mnjwb math , aku trase kagum melihat tgn izhar yg pnjg tuhh . pnjg sgt .
abes exm , lpak sat . mngimbas smula kngan dlu dlu . brsma sma . blah blah blah . mcm bongokk jehh . pstuh brcrite ttg sir kesygan kami tuhh , brgosip gosip . alif shahnum mmberi choclate cadbury yg dah cair , bongok , truk gila . xpe xpe . bwk blek , simpan dlam peti dlu , esk mkan rmai rmai . esk exm chemist add math dan sejarah . mencarut sbntar . blurr , mlam nie buat add math , ecehh konon .
dah , xde dah kot crite . oh ya . one word . bye .
on pc ,
folder -'langkawi' ,
opennnnn -----------------------------------------------
GO WITH TRAIN AND BACK WITH PLANE .
harga sekian sekian sekian .
oke , xpuas ati , pg tnye bpak . bpak ckp , lau xde aral melintang , kte brcuti keh langkawi blan 5 . ohh , npe xbulan 3 nie , excited sket , ah ye .
crite lain .
mnggu nie start tusyen . damn , mlasnye . maybe class smpai 4.30 . huuuuishhh , wtf ? cnfrm lahh , skjap jehh , kroihh kroihhh dahh . dah lah ade imran ayuq dan alif . hurm , aku dgn slamber ajk pali tusyen skali , add math jehh .
kelas kelas kelas .
EXAM WEEK ~ slamber on9 . arini paper physics and math 1 . hehh , bosan . lpas pper physics , rhat sbb exm math pkul 12 . hurm , ikot bntot ain tawaf skolah . smbil jlan tuh boleh plak rse ngantok , asyik lnggar tiang jehh . fed up , msuk klas . lpak jp , aku dtg kt 1 group yg tgh syok brsmbang , syuhhhh , smua lari . skelip mte ilang . haaa , kantoi ahh ngumpat , trase wehh trase . xpe xpe xpe . xnk join dah pas nie . lpak ngan ayuq sat , dye sronok jehh lukis gmbr aku , amboihh . fed up lg , pg kcau imran plak . huhh , xmau story ape ape .
alya ; pali , tusyen sme jom .
pali ; tusyen ? mne ? ib ?
alya ; yapp , add math .
pali ; boleh jgak , brape ?
alya ; dftar rm10 , 1 subjek rm25 .
pali ; 35 ? rm45 ah jd nye , mhalnyee .
alya ; 25 lahh .
pali ; yelah , 35 lahhh .
alya ; td kau ckap 45 .
pali ; 35 , 35 , 35 .
alya ; (diam)
topeq ; add math pkol bpe ?
alya ; tghhari kot .
topeq ; haa ?
alya ; TENGAHHARI KOT . ( trus lyan ayuq balek )
hoi hoi .
npe korang korang ejek aku ngan ahmad nie ? stkat aku puji dye ensem , trus ejek . hehh , izhar , ske sgtlahh nyakat aku ngan ahmad ya . eleh , kerek , dah ah bulu mte lntik , kuat nnges , wuuuuu , xmalu . smse mnjwb math , aku trase kagum melihat tgn izhar yg pnjg tuhh . pnjg sgt .
abes exm , lpak sat . mngimbas smula kngan dlu dlu . brsma sma . blah blah blah . mcm bongokk jehh . pstuh brcrite ttg sir kesygan kami tuhh , brgosip gosip . alif shahnum mmberi choclate cadbury yg dah cair , bongok , truk gila . xpe xpe . bwk blek , simpan dlam peti dlu , esk mkan rmai rmai . esk exm chemist add math dan sejarah . mencarut sbntar . blurr , mlam nie buat add math , ecehh konon .
dah , xde dah kot crite . oh ya . one word . bye .
Thursday
vanillatwilight .
xtau nk tulis ape , blahhhhh . mlam td , tah pkul brape asyik text ngan hazelnut , lpas tuh dye cll plak , borak2 lahhh . mcm bongokk jehhh , pstuhh ske sgtlahh gelak sorang2 , byle pggl dye gile dye pggl aku gile blekk . ckp dye btol dye gelakk2 . mlas lyann .
oke , spatutnye aku kua ari smalam , tp tbe2 ade lahh prmpuan nie ajk kua ari slase . oke , oke . kua lahh jgakk . lpak kt old town white coffee , lme xlmpak sni , abg kesygan yg keje kt situ dah brtkar org dahh , ktorg xtau pn . hehh . lpas dah bosan2 sket , jlan jp pg beli deodorant tuttutt , pstuhh pg tman tasik , ade reunion 3cekal 2008 . hooo ? :O sjak byle aku jd bdak 3 cekal tahh . xkesahh ahh , lpak kt tmpat jauh dr tmpat org . heeehh , trjmpe plakk nyotnyot kt situ , ape aku heran sgt , awek dye bdak 3 cekal 2008 kn . aku ase mcm org gyle dah kt situ , gelak gelak gelak gelak golek golek golek golek . hehhh .
tbe2 hujan , lari2 dan xlme lpas tuh blahhh lahh , mcm tuhh jehh , aku xmkan sgt sbb maen hulur mlut kt org sruh suap kan jehh , hahaha . ???? pnyelah dtg smate2 nk mkan kn kn kn kn kn ? dah esoknye aku pn dmam , idung sok sek sok sek . mse ujan tuh , ckp kt ibu , ' aku kebal aku kebal , relax jehh redah hujann , relaxx ' . amek kau , kebal lah sgt , hehh .
ari smalm tbe2 adam msj ? wtf ? brape abad tah diamkn diri , aku pn dah nk lpekan kau , hahaha , jhat x jhat x . hehhh .
oke lahh , bye . maggi saya sudah kembang .
oke , spatutnye aku kua ari smalam , tp tbe2 ade lahh prmpuan nie ajk kua ari slase . oke , oke . kua lahh jgakk . lpak kt old town white coffee , lme xlmpak sni , abg kesygan yg keje kt situ dah brtkar org dahh , ktorg xtau pn . hehh . lpas dah bosan2 sket , jlan jp pg beli deodorant tuttutt , pstuhh pg tman tasik , ade reunion 3cekal 2008 . hooo ? :O sjak byle aku jd bdak 3 cekal tahh . xkesahh ahh , lpak kt tmpat jauh dr tmpat org . heeehh , trjmpe plakk nyotnyot kt situ , ape aku heran sgt , awek dye bdak 3 cekal 2008 kn . aku ase mcm org gyle dah kt situ , gelak gelak gelak gelak golek golek golek golek . hehhh .
tbe2 hujan , lari2 dan xlme lpas tuh blahhh lahh , mcm tuhh jehh , aku xmkan sgt sbb maen hulur mlut kt org sruh suap kan jehh , hahaha . ???? pnyelah dtg smate2 nk mkan kn kn kn kn kn ? dah esoknye aku pn dmam , idung sok sek sok sek . mse ujan tuh , ckp kt ibu , ' aku kebal aku kebal , relax jehh redah hujann , relaxx ' . amek kau , kebal lah sgt , hehh .
ari smalm tbe2 adam msj ? wtf ? brape abad tah diamkn diri , aku pn dah nk lpekan kau , hahaha , jhat x jhat x . hehhh .
oke lahh , bye . maggi saya sudah kembang .
Monday
knowyourenemy .
13 february .
-asyk tgk handphone jehh , byle lahh dye nk msj , xmsj2 , bongokkk . (nk topupppp!!)
14 february .
-smbut vlntine sorg2 lagi , bosannn . yg tuh , xcll xape , bongokkk jugakkk . (6 bulan mnjnda)
15 february .
-dah sangap dah dduk umah , xde mnde nk buattttt , brtmbah bongokkk lahh . (hw brspah tp xnk buat)
woyy , byle nk bli brg woyy , aku bosannnnn dgn cintamu aku rsa buang msaa (lgu bengang by akim) ^^ . mngkuk , buat wafel jm ? (btol keh eja?) rndu nk mkan . i got something to tell korang , tp nie rahsia kerajaan , mne leh bgtauu kt sini . (konon)
xsabar nk ari jumaat , sri tualang , here i come . pkai bju kurung , i likee . ((: (seriously)
bye . (npe byk sgt krungann)
-asyk tgk handphone jehh , byle lahh dye nk msj , xmsj2 , bongokkk . (nk topupppp!!)
14 february .
-smbut vlntine sorg2 lagi , bosannn . yg tuh , xcll xape , bongokkk jugakkk . (6 bulan mnjnda)
15 february .
-dah sangap dah dduk umah , xde mnde nk buattttt , brtmbah bongokkk lahh . (hw brspah tp xnk buat)
woyy , byle nk bli brg woyy , aku bosannnnn dgn cintamu aku rsa buang msaa (lgu bengang by akim) ^^ . mngkuk , buat wafel jm ? (btol keh eja?) rndu nk mkan . i got something to tell korang , tp nie rahsia kerajaan , mne leh bgtauu kt sini . (konon)
xsabar nk ari jumaat , sri tualang , here i come . pkai bju kurung , i likee . ((: (seriously)
bye . (npe byk sgt krungann)
Thursday
maggemawudee ,
hehh , arini blaja bhse tamil , walawehhh , belit2 lidahhh tp brjya lah jgak ckp beberapa ptah prktaann . yaayy , saya hebat . intan dpt mnggunakan ldah dgn jayanye tok mnybut stiap prkataaan . hurmm , nnges2 aku gelakk . shantini ngan saras pon lyann jehh . oke lahh tuhhh .
antara prkataannye ;
innersonna ? - ape awk ckap ?
unepate' - satusepuluh
tambi - ank lelaki
nande' - ketam
ruse - gedik ?
maggemawudee' -awak cpat lari
dan lain2 yg sye xbrape nk igt .
mse balek , smua org tgglkan aku sorg2 , aku jlan ngan watie . ade saras shantini n moniesha skaly . jlan skali ngan mereka . afiq kamal and the gang kt dpan ktorg . aku ckp an kuat , so maen2 ahh ngan the india girls an . gelak2 ape sumer .
dialog I ;-
watie : spe yg jtuh tgge kt stu ari tuh tuh ? brgolek2 .
shantini : heishh , awk jgn bgtau spe2 lahh , diam sje ,
alya : ape wehh ape wehh ? bg ah tau . (busybody)
watie : arie tuh dye jtuh tgge dr tgkt ats smpai bwh , malu siot , tulah bdan krus sgt .
shantini : alahh , xmau kwan awk sbb awk ksitau dye .
alya : ohhhh , skrang sye tau rhsia awk shantini , abes lah awk , sye bgtau smua org , awk jtuh trgolekk .
shantini : ehhh alya jgnlahh . kte kwan baek kn , kn , awk xkn bgtau org kn .
alya : dey saras , dye kte sye kwan baek dye . ape mcam ini jadi ?
saras : (jeling jehh)
watie : abeslah kau alya .
sejak byle tah aku jd kwan baek shantini , abess dinaekkn pgkat oleh dye , omg !
afiq and the gang ke blakang .
saras maen tolak2 aku , dan aku pn maen tolak2 ngan shantini plak . moniesha tlah pg dgan ljunye . watie dah lpas ke dpan sbb tkut kne tggl . aku sorang2 dan adek2 shantini kt dpan ngan blakang aku . omg !! aku dikelilingi keling dan skang aku dikre HANYA brkwan dgn diorg . damnn , bdak laen pndg2 jehh , xpe2 , 1 malaysia .
dah ptang sket tuhh .
zack and nora pg smayang . wa dduk kt pndok , ehemehem . pstuh dtg lah afiq and kamal .
afiq : ckgu , cpat ajr sye math , ckgu pncaragam kol bpe ehh ? (mke slamber jehh)
kamal : ckgu ? mne ckgu ? (pusing2)
afiq : nie haa ckgu koi , ckgu pribadi , aok pe tau aok bdak kecik lgi . (smbil mnunjuk2 ke arah alya)
kamal : (pndg ngan pndgan hina , amek phone nora n geledahh . mke slamberr yaya ) enset spe nie ?
alya : kwan org .
kamal : mne dyenye ?
alya : smbahyang .
afiq : ckgu xsmbahyang ?
alya : hekmu ckgu ! xlah .
afiq : ehh , npe ? arituh ckp kt org lau nk buat jhat tuh buat lah tpi ..... (dipotong )
alya : (memotong) xbolehhh lahhh .
kamal : prmpuan keh kwan aok , koi igt laki .
alya : igt spe ?
kamal : bijannn , hahaha .
afiq : wale , bijan pkai enset pink .
sesi pembelajaran brlalu .
afiq : ehh , ckgu , td npenye ngan bdak2 keling tuhh ?
alya : npe ngan diorg ?
afiq : kepung ckgu dr td .
alya : mne ade .
afiq : abess yg rmai2 td tuh ape ?
alya : ohh , org jlan skaly ngan diorg , kwan2 org smua pakat tgglkan org sorg2 . org jlan ah ngan diorg nie , kebetulan kt blakang .
afiq : ohh , pham keh diorg kte ape ?
alya : pham lah , depa ckap mlayuu .
afiq : igt ckgu pham dye ckp keling , bru nk tabekk .
nora and zack dtg . zack blah dgn pntas dan tuntas . nora ajr skali . sket prot glakk , sbb bdak nie ape pn xtau , sumpah mcm bijann .
sesi latihan pncaragam brmulaaaa .
abes latihan , trun pngkat , jd tukang sorak . abes sumer trkeluarr dr mlut kami . antara yg plg femes , MAGGEMAWUDEE' !! sbb mse tuh org tgah lari 4x400m . mmg besttlahh an sorak2 .
oke ? are you alright ? good dog good dog .
oh yaa , 1 lgi incident . mse tgh blaja agme , tnung kt luar , nmpk pngwas form6 . igt jerung , upenye boss . hampehh . pndg lagi , sbb dye nmpk cm plek , lg pn aku tgh bosann . pstuh dye pndg aku jgak . eishh . then dye jelir lidahh . tah ape nk jd ngan aku , aku gelak malu2 jehh . boss pon sengih2 jehh tgk aku mcm tuh . watie plak prasan boss tuh sengihh kt dye , wakakakakahahaha (gelak style komik) . xlehh blahhh .
okeee , enough for today , to be continued , see you next time , thank you .
antara prkataannye ;
innersonna ? - ape awk ckap ?
unepate' - satusepuluh
tambi - ank lelaki
nande' - ketam
ruse - gedik ?
maggemawudee' -awak cpat lari
dan lain2 yg sye xbrape nk igt .
mse balek , smua org tgglkan aku sorg2 , aku jlan ngan watie . ade saras shantini n moniesha skaly . jlan skali ngan mereka . afiq kamal and the gang kt dpan ktorg . aku ckp an kuat , so maen2 ahh ngan the india girls an . gelak2 ape sumer .
dialog I ;-
watie : spe yg jtuh tgge kt stu ari tuh tuh ? brgolek2 .
shantini : heishh , awk jgn bgtau spe2 lahh , diam sje ,
alya : ape wehh ape wehh ? bg ah tau . (busybody)
watie : arie tuh dye jtuh tgge dr tgkt ats smpai bwh , malu siot , tulah bdan krus sgt .
shantini : alahh , xmau kwan awk sbb awk ksitau dye .
alya : ohhhh , skrang sye tau rhsia awk shantini , abes lah awk , sye bgtau smua org , awk jtuh trgolekk .
shantini : ehhh alya jgnlahh . kte kwan baek kn , kn , awk xkn bgtau org kn .
alya : dey saras , dye kte sye kwan baek dye . ape mcam ini jadi ?
saras : (jeling jehh)
watie : abeslah kau alya .
sejak byle tah aku jd kwan baek shantini , abess dinaekkn pgkat oleh dye , omg !
afiq and the gang ke blakang .
saras maen tolak2 aku , dan aku pn maen tolak2 ngan shantini plak . moniesha tlah pg dgan ljunye . watie dah lpas ke dpan sbb tkut kne tggl . aku sorang2 dan adek2 shantini kt dpan ngan blakang aku . omg !! aku dikelilingi keling dan skang aku dikre HANYA brkwan dgn diorg . damnn , bdak laen pndg2 jehh , xpe2 , 1 malaysia .
dah ptang sket tuhh .
zack and nora pg smayang . wa dduk kt pndok , ehemehem . pstuh dtg lah afiq and kamal .
afiq : ckgu , cpat ajr sye math , ckgu pncaragam kol bpe ehh ? (mke slamber jehh)
kamal : ckgu ? mne ckgu ? (pusing2)
afiq : nie haa ckgu koi , ckgu pribadi , aok pe tau aok bdak kecik lgi . (smbil mnunjuk2 ke arah alya)
kamal : (pndg ngan pndgan hina , amek phone nora n geledahh . mke slamberr yaya ) enset spe nie ?
alya : kwan org .
kamal : mne dyenye ?
alya : smbahyang .
afiq : ckgu xsmbahyang ?
alya : hekmu ckgu ! xlah .
afiq : ehh , npe ? arituh ckp kt org lau nk buat jhat tuh buat lah tpi ..... (dipotong )
alya : (memotong) xbolehhh lahhh .
kamal : prmpuan keh kwan aok , koi igt laki .
alya : igt spe ?
kamal : bijannn , hahaha .
afiq : wale , bijan pkai enset pink .
sesi pembelajaran brlalu .
afiq : ehh , ckgu , td npenye ngan bdak2 keling tuhh ?
alya : npe ngan diorg ?
afiq : kepung ckgu dr td .
alya : mne ade .
afiq : abess yg rmai2 td tuh ape ?
alya : ohh , org jlan skaly ngan diorg , kwan2 org smua pakat tgglkan org sorg2 . org jlan ah ngan diorg nie , kebetulan kt blakang .
afiq : ohh , pham keh diorg kte ape ?
alya : pham lah , depa ckap mlayuu .
afiq : igt ckgu pham dye ckp keling , bru nk tabekk .
nora and zack dtg . zack blah dgn pntas dan tuntas . nora ajr skali . sket prot glakk , sbb bdak nie ape pn xtau , sumpah mcm bijann .
sesi latihan pncaragam brmulaaaa .
abes latihan , trun pngkat , jd tukang sorak . abes sumer trkeluarr dr mlut kami . antara yg plg femes , MAGGEMAWUDEE' !! sbb mse tuh org tgah lari 4x400m . mmg besttlahh an sorak2 .
oke ? are you alright ? good dog good dog .
oh yaa , 1 lgi incident . mse tgh blaja agme , tnung kt luar , nmpk pngwas form6 . igt jerung , upenye boss . hampehh . pndg lagi , sbb dye nmpk cm plek , lg pn aku tgh bosann . pstuh dye pndg aku jgak . eishh . then dye jelir lidahh . tah ape nk jd ngan aku , aku gelak malu2 jehh . boss pon sengih2 jehh tgk aku mcm tuh . watie plak prasan boss tuh sengihh kt dye , wakakakakahahaha (gelak style komik) . xlehh blahhh .
okeee , enough for today , to be continued , see you next time , thank you .
Tuesday
Saturday
boredom .
shumm , trbce 1 blog , and trtarik dgn questions dyaaa .
1. who was the last male you talked to ? -hazeyl .
2. who is someone that can always make you laugh ? -nazrien .
3. what were you doing at 10am this morning ? -school .
4. what were you doing an hour ago ? -texting .
5. do you plan on moving within the next year ? -idk .
6. are you wearing anything on your feet ? -hell no .
7. what are you looking forward to in the next 3 months ? - everything gonna be fine as usual .
8. do you remember your dreams ? -not really .
9. where did your last hug take place ? -somewhere i don't remember .
10. have you been to a baby shower ? -no kott .
11. what cell phone company do you use ? - currently sony ericsson .
12. what color is your hair brush ? -black and white .
13. do you watch the Super Bowl ? -boring , no .
14. what about World Cup ? -yes , sometimes .
15. do you sleep with a teddy bear ? -no .
16. what is the last movie you watched ? -totally don't know .
17. what movie do you think everyone should watch ? -tell me .
18. what is your middle name ? -alya .
19. do you have your future children's names picked out ? -no .
20. what color is your mailbox ? -white .
21. do you have to drive over a bridge to get home ? -sometimes .
22. what brand is your computer printer ? -canon ??
23. how many cars can fit in your driveway ? -no idea .
24. who was your Kindergarden teacher ? -ckgu hurmmmm , what was her name yaahh .
25. are you taller than your mom ? -yes , a bit .
26. do you have any bruises right now ? -no .
27. are you cold right now ? -no.
28. do any of your close friends have kids ? -no again .
29. do you know anyone who is pregnant right now ? -no , no , no .
30. how many years older and younger than you are you willing to date ? -2 years older . ??
31. what brand are your favorite jeans you own ? -levi's . already gone .
32. what is the closest red object to you ? -my baby sister's phone .
33. what is your favorite video game ? -twilight the movie game .
34. do you play games on your cell phone ? -always .
35. do you look more like your mom or dad ? -mom .
36. have you ever broken an pinata ? -?? no , yes , no , yes , yos .
37. do you have an iPod or Mp3 player ? -iPod ; broken , mp3 player ; 3 or 4 .
38. if someone doesnt like you its probably because ; i'm prettier than them .
39. who was the last person in your bedroom ? -baby sister .
40. what are your plans for this weekend ? -sleepppp , kroihh kroihhh .
41. have you ever crawled through a window ? -yess , haha .
42. do you lose your keys often ? -no .
43. how many keys are on your keychain ? -2 .
44. when was your last encounter with the police ? -2 years ago or 2 days ago .
45. do you sing in the shower ? -everytime .
46. do you always wear your seatbelt in the car ? -no .
47. song that always makes you sad ? -aku cinta allah by wali and tears don't fall by bfmv .
48. last thing you bought ? -dutch lady full cream .
49. last person you argued with ? -zulfarhan .
50. one of your stuffed animal's name ? -bumblebee .
51. favorite day of the week ? -saturday .
52. favorite Sundae topping ? -idk .
53. did you take Piano lessons ? -when i was young .
54. most frequent song played ? -chelsea smile by bmth .
55. would you rather jump or scream ? -hurmmm , scream .
56. do you love your ex ? -yes , a lot .
57. best job you ever had ? -berakk .
58. perfect time to wake up ? -when i want to wake up .
59. perfect time to go to bed ? -midnight .
60. have you thrown up at school ? -hell no .
61. who is the first person you call when you have a bad day ? -nazrien .
62. what is the first thing you do in the morning ? -open my eyes .
63. still had a crush on your exes ? -yessss .
64. what would you do if you find out you're pregnant ? -blurrr .
65. rather die or live ? -bothh .
66. are you feeling happy today ? -not really .
67. if today was your last day on earth wht would you do ? -like everyone wants , taubat .
68. one thing you wish to say to your ex or enemy what would it be ? -ex ; i hate to love you . enemy ; be my 'best friend' .
69. living like today is your last day, would you forgive all your enemy and hug ? -definitely maybe .
70. happy with your life ? -not really .
71. have a bad day lately ? -hell yeahhh . (how many hell i already said ?)
71. missing someone right now ? -totally yes .
72. using handphone ? -yeahhh , who doesn't ? one of youu .
73. single / available / taken ? -single , available , taken .
74. need someone ? -yes .
75. which is much better, single or taken ? -single and taken or both ?
76. one word to describe you ? -pathetic .
77. are you a health freak ? -nope .
78. do yo have a crush on someone ? -yess , 3 person in my listt . hoohh ? :P
79. do you like yourself ? -yes , i do .
80. have you ever drunk ? -no .
81. have you liked someone younger ? -haha , yess .
82. have you ever broke someone's heart ? -yess , i'm sorry .
83. have you ever cried when someone died ? -yahh , tears is my partner now .
84. last date ? -a few days ago .
85. music or photography ? -bothhh .
86. are you active in sports ? -i'm afraid no .
87. the person that you want to spend time with ; idk either .
88. do you like kids ? -sometimes .
89. hate or love ? -love to hate me .
90. do you want to be famous ? -not really .
91. do you love to wear high heels ? -no .
92. closest male friend ? -i got a lot , but i think the closest one is hazeyl . my inbox full with his mssges , annoying . :P
93. closest female friend ? -intan mastura , use to be , now i really don't know .
94. bestt partner that you ever had ? -my kepeng , ^^
95. how do you feel today ? -bad .
96. what do you think of when you see the person you like ? -a word hye ?
97. what is your interest ? -talkkk , blahblahhblahhblahh .
98. what do you want to be when you grow up ? -an successful woman .
99. what do you think of your friends ? -a part of life and they complete me , now they were gone and i'm so alone .
100 !! . what do you think of your life ? -empty .
p.s ; i'm too bored , and sorry if i repeat the same word or the same name again again and again .
1. who was the last male you talked to ? -hazeyl .
2. who is someone that can always make you laugh ? -nazrien .
3. what were you doing at 10am this morning ? -school .
4. what were you doing an hour ago ? -texting .
5. do you plan on moving within the next year ? -idk .
6. are you wearing anything on your feet ? -hell no .
7. what are you looking forward to in the next 3 months ? - everything gonna be fine as usual .
8. do you remember your dreams ? -not really .
9. where did your last hug take place ? -somewhere i don't remember .
10. have you been to a baby shower ? -no kott .
11. what cell phone company do you use ? - currently sony ericsson .
12. what color is your hair brush ? -black and white .
13. do you watch the Super Bowl ? -boring , no .
14. what about World Cup ? -yes , sometimes .
15. do you sleep with a teddy bear ? -no .
16. what is the last movie you watched ? -totally don't know .
17. what movie do you think everyone should watch ? -tell me .
18. what is your middle name ? -alya .
19. do you have your future children's names picked out ? -no .
20. what color is your mailbox ? -white .
21. do you have to drive over a bridge to get home ? -sometimes .
22. what brand is your computer printer ? -canon ??
23. how many cars can fit in your driveway ? -no idea .
24. who was your Kindergarden teacher ? -ckgu hurmmmm , what was her name yaahh .
25. are you taller than your mom ? -yes , a bit .
26. do you have any bruises right now ? -no .
27. are you cold right now ? -no.
28. do any of your close friends have kids ? -no again .
29. do you know anyone who is pregnant right now ? -no , no , no .
30. how many years older and younger than you are you willing to date ? -2 years older . ??
31. what brand are your favorite jeans you own ? -levi's . already gone .
32. what is the closest red object to you ? -my baby sister's phone .
33. what is your favorite video game ? -twilight the movie game .
34. do you play games on your cell phone ? -always .
35. do you look more like your mom or dad ? -mom .
36. have you ever broken an pinata ? -?? no , yes , no , yes , yos .
37. do you have an iPod or Mp3 player ? -iPod ; broken , mp3 player ; 3 or 4 .
38. if someone doesnt like you its probably because ; i'm prettier than them .
39. who was the last person in your bedroom ? -baby sister .
40. what are your plans for this weekend ? -sleepppp , kroihh kroihhh .
41. have you ever crawled through a window ? -yess , haha .
42. do you lose your keys often ? -no .
43. how many keys are on your keychain ? -2 .
44. when was your last encounter with the police ? -2 years ago or 2 days ago .
45. do you sing in the shower ? -everytime .
46. do you always wear your seatbelt in the car ? -no .
47. song that always makes you sad ? -aku cinta allah by wali and tears don't fall by bfmv .
48. last thing you bought ? -dutch lady full cream .
49. last person you argued with ? -zulfarhan .
50. one of your stuffed animal's name ? -bumblebee .
51. favorite day of the week ? -saturday .
52. favorite Sundae topping ? -idk .
53. did you take Piano lessons ? -when i was young .
54. most frequent song played ? -chelsea smile by bmth .
55. would you rather jump or scream ? -hurmmm , scream .
56. do you love your ex ? -yes , a lot .
57. best job you ever had ? -berakk .
58. perfect time to wake up ? -when i want to wake up .
59. perfect time to go to bed ? -midnight .
60. have you thrown up at school ? -hell no .
61. who is the first person you call when you have a bad day ? -nazrien .
62. what is the first thing you do in the morning ? -open my eyes .
63. still had a crush on your exes ? -yessss .
64. what would you do if you find out you're pregnant ? -blurrr .
65. rather die or live ? -bothh .
66. are you feeling happy today ? -not really .
67. if today was your last day on earth wht would you do ? -like everyone wants , taubat .
68. one thing you wish to say to your ex or enemy what would it be ? -ex ; i hate to love you . enemy ; be my 'best friend' .
69. living like today is your last day, would you forgive all your enemy and hug ? -definitely maybe .
70. happy with your life ? -not really .
71. have a bad day lately ? -hell yeahhh . (how many hell i already said ?)
71. missing someone right now ? -totally yes .
72. using handphone ? -yeahhh , who doesn't ? one of youu .
73. single / available / taken ? -single , available , taken .
74. need someone ? -yes .
75. which is much better, single or taken ? -single and taken or both ?
76. one word to describe you ? -pathetic .
77. are you a health freak ? -nope .
78. do yo have a crush on someone ? -yess , 3 person in my listt . hoohh ? :P
79. do you like yourself ? -yes , i do .
80. have you ever drunk ? -no .
81. have you liked someone younger ? -haha , yess .
82. have you ever broke someone's heart ? -yess , i'm sorry .
83. have you ever cried when someone died ? -yahh , tears is my partner now .
84. last date ? -a few days ago .
85. music or photography ? -bothhh .
86. are you active in sports ? -i'm afraid no .
87. the person that you want to spend time with ; idk either .
88. do you like kids ? -sometimes .
89. hate or love ? -love to hate me .
90. do you want to be famous ? -not really .
91. do you love to wear high heels ? -no .
92. closest male friend ? -i got a lot , but i think the closest one is hazeyl . my inbox full with his mssges , annoying . :P
93. closest female friend ? -intan mastura , use to be , now i really don't know .
94. bestt partner that you ever had ? -my kepeng , ^^
95. how do you feel today ? -bad .
96. what do you think of when you see the person you like ? -a word hye ?
97. what is your interest ? -talkkk , blahblahhblahhblahh .
98. what do you want to be when you grow up ? -an successful woman .
99. what do you think of your friends ? -a part of life and they complete me , now they were gone and i'm so alone .
100 !! . what do you think of your life ? -empty .
p.s ; i'm too bored , and sorry if i repeat the same word or the same name again again and again .
crimesceneinvestigation .
sumer mnde yg aku tkut trjdi dah pon trjd . aku diltakkan di sblah dia ? wtf ? aku bnci bnci bnci bnci bnci , smpai byle pon aku bnci kau , bnci sgt2 . mmpus kau lahh , aku mlas nk care dahhh . dammmnnnn shittt . AKU BENCI KAU !
Friday
thebiggestloserasia .
title xde kne mngena oke ? just nk ckp , tkut tgk berat diorg , ade yg bratus2 , damnn , tidakk mahu .
story today ;
1. merentas desa .
-mcm bdoh , xlari lah kaki lebam , jlan pon xbpe nk btol . bratur kt tmpat lain pstuh dpat plak bris lain ngan bdk2 nie . xkesahh dahh , xpelikk , sbb nga moody ngan diorg . xtau sbb ape aku emoo sgt ariniee , sumer mnde mnyakitkan atiii . tbe2 nora dtg kabo nk tman , oke , thanks ily . ^^
2. jge checkpoint .
-alright , mle2 oke . nmpak membr jehh , jerit kuat2 , lntak ah ckgu nk ckp mnde , ske atilah koi nk wat mnde ponggg . pstuh , dtg si hitam capang yg brnama hafizan , tgn dye yg brpeluh2 tuhhh telah memegang tanganku yang halus mulus nie dah akhirnya tanganku pula yangg basah , bodohhh pnye bdakk . tgh2 lari , jejaka pujaan I dtg . haha , brlari2 , dah lah ptih lari plak tuhh , mmg mrah2 ahh mke dye , mse nk amek checkpoint tuh , dye snyumm . aisehh , ggur jntung . dah lah amek kt aku . dtg plak jejaka pujaan III , tp amek kt org lainn , kacak jga yaa brpeluh2 . xlme pastuhh , dtg plakkk msuh ketat . amek checkpoint kt tgn aku , mcm nk bwk tgn aku skali . ditriknyaa tgn aku . eishh , sialannnnn tol . then bdak sopan , slow jehh mntak ngan aku checkpoint . blahh lahh luu . imran dtg , abes jeritt dahhh . " IMRAN CEPATLAHH BROOO , APE NIE LMBTT SGT EHHHH . CPAT IMRAN CPATTT !!! " . abg pncuri di blakang , control comel , xlme pastuh kne mrahhh ngan aku , spe sowh dok situu . hehhhh . mne jejaka idaman III ??? emmphhh , xlari rpenyee , tlg ckguu konon .
3. jmpe si sepet .
-tgur kt kantin .
alya ; oy , lari dpat no bpe ?
si sepet ; ehh , xprasan awk , kecik sgt . org dpat no 6 . awkkk ? ehh , lari kehh ? hehehe .
alya ; xpon , xsehat , dahhh , pg mkan .
si sepet ; oke , byeee . ^^
bdk2 lain sbuk pndg2 , pehal luu ?? plik sgt ?
4. menangis mcm org bdohh .
-stlah ain mncritakn sesuatu , aku nnges mcm babi jpp kt tpi tuhh . topek pjuk naek blu roma dennn . eeyekksss . tp mmg ahh , dlam pale otak aku ade adek sorang jehhh , adekk imylahh bodohhh . sheda dtg , pujuk2 , xherannn . oren dtg , pjukk jgakk , xherannnn . ayoq dtg , pjuk jgakkk , xherannnn . watiey dtg pjukkk , xheran jgakk . yg laen xdtg sbb xprasan . lntak korg . diamm spnjang msee pnyampaian adiahhh . xlme pas tuh trglak n start brkte2 . puncenye , oren ain sheda watiey buat lwak bodohhh . saket prott .
5. ltihan pncaragam .
-mlas nk dtg , sgt2 . slmbe jehh tdo smpai pkul bpe tahhh , ma kjut bru lahh nk pg mndi . berat ati jehh nk pg training . smpai2 , xmaen pon , tgk jehh bdak2 nie maen . aku buat mke ketatt , then maen game kt ensett smbil dga lgu . dah brcmpur2 ngan drumm dahh , tpi dah xplekkkk . dah boring skett , lpakkk ngan sherry . gossip2 . pstuh rse nk nnges skali lg , sebakk . nk trik diri tp xdibnarkan sme skali . sian kt diorg . oke , fkir smula .
6. jmpe adekkk .
-omgoshhh , imy gyle babi . saat dye melangkah msuk blik muzik , pndg dye skali trus nnges . walaawwweeehhh . mmg rndu dye gyle babi ahhh . kaseh sgt dohhh . hehe , dye dduk kt sblahh , then ckp rndu lahh ape lahh . aku pn start lahh brcrite smbil nnges . nnges jehh keje aku arinie . xthan dahh . adekk pujukkk :
story today ;
1. merentas desa .
-mcm bdoh , xlari lah kaki lebam , jlan pon xbpe nk btol . bratur kt tmpat lain pstuh dpat plak bris lain ngan bdk2 nie . xkesahh dahh , xpelikk , sbb nga moody ngan diorg . xtau sbb ape aku emoo sgt ariniee , sumer mnde mnyakitkan atiii . tbe2 nora dtg kabo nk tman , oke , thanks ily . ^^
2. jge checkpoint .
-alright , mle2 oke . nmpak membr jehh , jerit kuat2 , lntak ah ckgu nk ckp mnde , ske atilah koi nk wat mnde ponggg . pstuh , dtg si hitam capang yg brnama hafizan , tgn dye yg brpeluh2 tuhhh telah memegang tanganku yang halus mulus nie dah akhirnya tanganku pula yangg basah , bodohhh pnye bdakk . tgh2 lari , jejaka pujaan I dtg . haha , brlari2 , dah lah ptih lari plak tuhh , mmg mrah2 ahh mke dye , mse nk amek checkpoint tuh , dye snyumm . aisehh , ggur jntung . dah lah amek kt aku . dtg plak jejaka pujaan III , tp amek kt org lainn , kacak jga yaa brpeluh2 . xlme pastuhh , dtg plakkk msuh ketat . amek checkpoint kt tgn aku , mcm nk bwk tgn aku skali . ditriknyaa tgn aku . eishh , sialannnnn tol . then bdak sopan , slow jehh mntak ngan aku checkpoint . blahh lahh luu . imran dtg , abes jeritt dahhh . " IMRAN CEPATLAHH BROOO , APE NIE LMBTT SGT EHHHH . CPAT IMRAN CPATTT !!! " . abg pncuri di blakang , control comel , xlme pastuh kne mrahhh ngan aku , spe sowh dok situu . hehhhh . mne jejaka idaman III ??? emmphhh , xlari rpenyee , tlg ckguu konon .
3. jmpe si sepet .
-tgur kt kantin .
alya ; oy , lari dpat no bpe ?
si sepet ; ehh , xprasan awk , kecik sgt . org dpat no 6 . awkkk ? ehh , lari kehh ? hehehe .
alya ; xpon , xsehat , dahhh , pg mkan .
si sepet ; oke , byeee . ^^
bdk2 lain sbuk pndg2 , pehal luu ?? plik sgt ?
4. menangis mcm org bdohh .
-stlah ain mncritakn sesuatu , aku nnges mcm babi jpp kt tpi tuhh . topek pjuk naek blu roma dennn . eeyekksss . tp mmg ahh , dlam pale otak aku ade adek sorang jehhh , adekk imylahh bodohhh . sheda dtg , pujuk2 , xherannn . oren dtg , pjukk jgakk , xherannnn . ayoq dtg , pjuk jgakkk , xherannnn . watiey dtg pjukkk , xheran jgakk . yg laen xdtg sbb xprasan . lntak korg . diamm spnjang msee pnyampaian adiahhh . xlme pas tuh trglak n start brkte2 . puncenye , oren ain sheda watiey buat lwak bodohhh . saket prott .
5. ltihan pncaragam .
-mlas nk dtg , sgt2 . slmbe jehh tdo smpai pkul bpe tahhh , ma kjut bru lahh nk pg mndi . berat ati jehh nk pg training . smpai2 , xmaen pon , tgk jehh bdak2 nie maen . aku buat mke ketatt , then maen game kt ensett smbil dga lgu . dah brcmpur2 ngan drumm dahh , tpi dah xplekkkk . dah boring skett , lpakkk ngan sherry . gossip2 . pstuh rse nk nnges skali lg , sebakk . nk trik diri tp xdibnarkan sme skali . sian kt diorg . oke , fkir smula .
6. jmpe adekkk .
-omgoshhh , imy gyle babi . saat dye melangkah msuk blik muzik , pndg dye skali trus nnges . walaawwweeehhh . mmg rndu dye gyle babi ahhh . kaseh sgt dohhh . hehe , dye dduk kt sblahh , then ckp rndu lahh ape lahh . aku pn start lahh brcrite smbil nnges . nnges jehh keje aku arinie . xthan dahh . adekk pujukkk :
"dahhh lahh kak , jgn fkir sgtt . akk relax jehh , jgn pdulikan diorg . maafkn adek sbb xde sme ngan akk mse akk sdih2 mcm nie , lau x adekk tman akk smpai akk dah oke . nnty adek ckp ngan diorg . jgn rsauu .
thanks adekkk , ily .
7. pndah skolahh .
-rse nk pndah skolahh , ckp kt adek , rse nk pndah johor or ganu ps nie , sbb mlas nk lyan bdak2 nie . adek mrayu2 ckp jgn pndahh , mcm nie pon dahh rnduu , blum lg jauh2 , gyle xjmpe . haha , xpndah kot , demi adek lahh .
8. mmat comel .
-adekkk , ngoratkan bdak tuh tok orggg . td kte bolehh sbb dye membr adek knnn . adekk tpu siapp . hahahaha .
p.s ; byk kan mnde blaku arini . aku dahh xthan sgt2 dahh , kpale aku sarat sgt ngan mcm2 mnde . org yg aku nk sntiasa ada kt sisi aku cmelahh adek laki aku yg sorang tuh jehh lahhh , mohd.nazrien . aku xnk org lain . aku xprcye kn spe2 dahh , sumer hipokrit mcm taikk . blahhhh . btw , adekk sowhhh bdakk sopann jd penggnti dye mse dye xde niee . eishh , bodoh pnye adekk , xnk akuuuu . xbestt lngsungg plus plus nightmare !!
7. pndah skolahh .
-rse nk pndah skolahh , ckp kt adek , rse nk pndah johor or ganu ps nie , sbb mlas nk lyan bdak2 nie . adek mrayu2 ckp jgn pndahh , mcm nie pon dahh rnduu , blum lg jauh2 , gyle xjmpe . haha , xpndah kot , demi adek lahh .
8. mmat comel .
-adekkk , ngoratkan bdak tuh tok orggg . td kte bolehh sbb dye membr adek knnn . adekk tpu siapp . hahahaha .
p.s ; byk kan mnde blaku arini . aku dahh xthan sgt2 dahh , kpale aku sarat sgt ngan mcm2 mnde . org yg aku nk sntiasa ada kt sisi aku cmelahh adek laki aku yg sorang tuh jehh lahhh , mohd.nazrien . aku xnk org lain . aku xprcye kn spe2 dahh , sumer hipokrit mcm taikk . blahhhh . btw , adekk sowhhh bdakk sopann jd penggnti dye mse dye xde niee . eishh , bodoh pnye adekk , xnk akuuuu . xbestt lngsungg plus plus nightmare !!
Wednesday
perfectcrime .
xnk kwn ngan sumer org , korang korang korang , sumer aku xnk kwn . xpyah kwn ngan aku dahhh , lau xske aku jgn lah kwn ngan aku . jgn lah seksa aku cmnie , walawehhhh , ayt xleh blahhh , tp mmg sriyes ahh wa ckap . lau rse dah xnk kwan , ckp jeh lah xnk . mlas nk habaq byk kali , aku busy skang , pale otak aku full !!!!!! babibullshit . uuupsss , trcarut . blum bolehhh lg nie .
ssah jgak ehh jd plajar form5 nk plak plaja cmerlang kan kan kan ? hahaha , kalau gyenye , cmerlang sgt . mnjd editor mjlah yg smpah mmenatkan gyle , then brlatih pncargam plak . dah lah leader tah ape2 . asyik2 nk mrah , bajet dye sorang ahh yg pnat ? aku xpnat ? kau buat ape jeh pnat ? ltih kawad and pncargam ? hotakkk kau ! kau pg kawad then pncargam ktorg yg handle . ape mslahnye skang ? wawa ngan sheri asyik pggl2 aku , bkan aku yg gyle kuase sgt nk jd ketua . hellooooo ,,, aku pn xhadap ahh nk jd ketua , aku sket pn xheran . lau iktkan ati aku , aku xnk pn nk arah2 org ape sumer . tp dah org lame sruh kn , topek pon sowh aku gk , so , mnde mslahnye ? kau yg srabut kusut sakai . pstuh ske2 ati jehh nk fuck fuck org , bajet ktorg xleh nk fuck kau lahh ? kau igt kau hbat sgt nk mrah2 mcm tuhh ? aku pn leh buat ahh . kerek sgt . ckgu yg sruh buat lthan nxt week xpyah cuti , xkan aku nk kte ckgu ckp cm keling plak ann , xkan aku nk bntahh , skang aku nk ikt ckp kau or ckgu ?? mstilahh ckgu kan ? kau spe aku nk ikt ckap kau ? stkat leader pncragam , ckgu lgi bsar drpd kau . ahhh , lntak kau ahh prmpuannn , lpas nie , kau blatih ahhhh lpas taun bru cine , lntak ahh trabur keh xtrabur kehh , aku pdulik ape , kau yg nk kan ? lpas abess sumer skan nie , lau kau xpuas ati gakk , kau pnye psall . ckap org xnk dga nk fkir dri sndiri , pg mati ahhhhhhhh . skang bleh carut2 . babibabibabibabibabibabibabi .
ssah jgak ehh jd plajar form5 nk plak plaja cmerlang kan kan kan ? hahaha , kalau gyenye , cmerlang sgt . mnjd editor mjlah yg smpah mmenatkan gyle , then brlatih pncargam plak . dah lah leader tah ape2 . asyik2 nk mrah , bajet dye sorang ahh yg pnat ? aku xpnat ? kau buat ape jeh pnat ? ltih kawad and pncargam ? hotakkk kau ! kau pg kawad then pncargam ktorg yg handle . ape mslahnye skang ? wawa ngan sheri asyik pggl2 aku , bkan aku yg gyle kuase sgt nk jd ketua . hellooooo ,,, aku pn xhadap ahh nk jd ketua , aku sket pn xheran . lau iktkan ati aku , aku xnk pn nk arah2 org ape sumer . tp dah org lame sruh kn , topek pon sowh aku gk , so , mnde mslahnye ? kau yg srabut kusut sakai . pstuh ske2 ati jehh nk fuck fuck org , bajet ktorg xleh nk fuck kau lahh ? kau igt kau hbat sgt nk mrah2 mcm tuhh ? aku pn leh buat ahh . kerek sgt . ckgu yg sruh buat lthan nxt week xpyah cuti , xkan aku nk kte ckgu ckp cm keling plak ann , xkan aku nk bntahh , skang aku nk ikt ckp kau or ckgu ?? mstilahh ckgu kan ? kau spe aku nk ikt ckap kau ? stkat leader pncragam , ckgu lgi bsar drpd kau . ahhh , lntak kau ahh prmpuannn , lpas nie , kau blatih ahhhh lpas taun bru cine , lntak ahh trabur keh xtrabur kehh , aku pdulik ape , kau yg nk kan ? lpas abess sumer skan nie , lau kau xpuas ati gakk , kau pnye psall . ckap org xnk dga nk fkir dri sndiri , pg mati ahhhhhhhh . skang bleh carut2 . babibabibabibabibabibabibabi .
Friday
helpp ,
i do need a best friend that appreciate me , and i got my own reason why i ran away from you , ahhhh , mau speaking tp rsenye slahh nie .
Tuesday
sory , sory .
blatih maen drum smpai tercabut kulit , aduhhh , saket gyle , nk pggang stick pon ssah . tp gagahkn lah jgak an , smgt nie . dah lah kne bebel ngan zack . aduuhh bro , sory ah , wa dah practice thap tggi gyle nie , smpai trsiat2 kulit . aik , td trcabut skang trsiat plak , abaikan . tp mse kne bebel plus plus kne mrah ngan zack td , sumer diam , walaahhh , mmg tkut gk ah . tp ade gk bdak2 xreti bhasa trus jeh maen . hammmpehhh lahh . aku yg dduk kt dpan nie lg ah trase . zack , zack . aku tau kau pnat , aku pn pnat gk . kau nk mrah tuh mrah lah , kau ade hak sbb kau leader tp aku nie yg maen elok2 pon kau nk bantai gk mcm keslahan aku bsar sgt jeh . aku tau lah kdg2 aku slah beat tp nk buat mcm mne , aku kn ske maen2 . tp at least aku brusaha lah jgak an . aku gram aku gram . mse kau mrah aku mse aku maen tuh , kau mrah aku , kau kte , ' alya , saket mcam mne pon kau kne maen jgak , maen drum nie xsnang , kau jgn ah nk maen2 . ' mmg trase gyle ah mse . kulit aku trkupas bsar kot , mmg pdih gyle ah . xleh nk pggang stick pn bro ! tp at least jgn lah mrah aku , aku ade sbb ah aku asyk slah maen jeh dlam 1 lgu tuh . ahh , mlas ah aku ckap , bkan kau bce pon . sian bloggy , kne dga pembebelan yg tah ape2 nie . soryyy .
p.s ; mse zack mrah aku tuh kn , yg mse aku ckp kulit aku trkupas tuh kn , aku rse nk blas blek jeh , tp aku sbar ag . sbb aku fkir dye tga mrah xkan aku nk mrah jgak , bdk2 lain ckap ape plak nnty an . oke bye .
p.s ; mse zack mrah aku tuh kn , yg mse aku ckp kulit aku trkupas tuh kn , aku rse nk blas blek jeh , tp aku sbar ag . sbb aku fkir dye tga mrah xkan aku nk mrah jgak , bdk2 lain ckap ape plak nnty an . oke bye .
Sunday
sony ericsson ,
tgk enset sony an , aduyai mngigit jri uh . lawa gyle , ske sgt2 ah . tp mhal gyle uh , xslap rm1+++ kot . gyle ah nk beli , nnges air mte drah kt bpak pn kompem xbg pnyaaa . tp nk sgtttt ensett nieee , hehe , sruh bie belikan lah , boleh bie boleh ? haha , trcekik jp an . pdan mke .
sony ericsson w715 n w705 , ape bzanye ? w715 xde WiFi , w705 ade WiFi . tuh jeh bzanye . poyo jeh lbih . hehe , lwa siotttt .
sony ericsson w715 n w705 , ape bzanye ? w715 xde WiFi , w705 ade WiFi . tuh jeh bzanye . poyo jeh lbih . hehe , lwa siotttt .
w705
w715
w715p.s ; bie , belikan ini utk i , hahahahahahaha , sdap jeh sruh org belikn , nk belilah sndri kan .
Saturday
pnculikan .
mse nk blek dr maen pncrgam , trun tgge jehh , aisehmen , pak guard dah knci gate kt bwh , naek ats smula , start pggl2 , ltih pggl abg2 yg keje kt stu , aku yg diam dr td , trus jerit skuat ati , lau aku dah jrit mmg abes ahh , suare bsar dah kua ,
alya ; abannngggg !!!!!
bijan ; abg ? byle mse dye kawen ngan akk aok nk pggl dye abg ? ske2 dye jeh .
alya ; oke , oke , pakcikkkk !!!!!!!!
bijan ; better sket .
alya ; PKCIK ! PGGL PK GUARD SRUH BKAK GATE KT BWAH NIE HAAA !
bijan ; CPAT SKET PKCIK , DAH NK NNGES NIE .
pkak tnge aku bijan jerit , ape ahhh . byle pk guard dah smpai , dye bebel2 plak kt situ , eish , org nk blek sbuk nk mmbebel , bsg btol lah , heish , gram btol aku .
oke , ktorg dah bbas , yayyy .
alya ; abannngggg !!!!!
bijan ; abg ? byle mse dye kawen ngan akk aok nk pggl dye abg ? ske2 dye jeh .
alya ; oke , oke , pakcikkkk !!!!!!!!
bijan ; better sket .
alya ; PKCIK ! PGGL PK GUARD SRUH BKAK GATE KT BWAH NIE HAAA !
bijan ; CPAT SKET PKCIK , DAH NK NNGES NIE .
pkak tnge aku bijan jerit , ape ahhh . byle pk guard dah smpai , dye bebel2 plak kt situ , eish , org nk blek sbuk nk mmbebel , bsg btol lah , heish , gram btol aku .
oke , ktorg dah bbas , yayyy .
Thursday
bongok ,
first story . tmpt ; dirmah , mse ; tgh mlam .
ckgu , ckgu , sye xtau ape mslah ckgu sbnarnye , tp byle sye bce blog ckgu , sye rse sgt klakar , sket prot sye , ckgu . smpah lwak . ckgu pnye blog byk video brbndg txt serta gmbr . sgt bestt , especially video mse ari koperasi tuh . ckgu norsi n ckgu sokhih tgh nynyi2 , tbe2 si hitam capang yg brnma hafizan dtg mnghlurkn bnga , adehh , xmalu . video ari keluarga tuh pn bestt , comel jeh byle abah balut istri dye dgn tisu tuh , mcm mumia , hehehehehe . knpe sye tulis skematik sgt nie haa ? mcm ckgu nk bce jeh kn ? poyosito .
second story . tmpt ; dpn toilet , mse ; klas sejrh , 10.15 a.m
1 pmbunuhan yg kjam tlah brlaku di hdpan tnds prmpuan di sbuah skolah mngah . spruh drpd anggota bdannye sdah leper trutama di bhgian bntot , ops , sopan sket , di bhgian blakang . pmbnuh itu dgn slambenye msuk dan brglak ktwa brsma rkan subahatnye . rkannye dikre brslah krana lmbt mmbritahu pmbnuh itu hal yg sbnarnye . slpas bbrapa jm pmbnuhan itu brlaku , pmbunuh itu kmbali ke tmpt kejadian , agk trkjut krana bdan yg sdah leper itu sdah tiada di stu dan ia brada bebrapa kilomtr dr tmpt kjadian . prsoalan yg sdg brmain di mnda pmbunuh itu ialah , spe yg alih nie ? pndai2 jeh alih , sian dye .
third story . tmpt ; dlm toilet , mse ; klas bm , 12.05 p.m
seorg plajar melayu yg sdg berak di dlm toilet tlah digggu oleh dua plajar cina yg dtg kemudiannya . pntu tnds trsbut tdak mmpunyai knci dan disbabkn plajar melayu trsbut tdak than , dye tlah mnggunakn tndas trsbut tnpa memkirkan sbab dan akibatnye . sdg dye berak , slah seorg plajar cina trsbut mnyepak pntu trsbut . plajar melayu trsbut brnaseb baek krana pntunye hnya trbuka sdikit . disbbkan itu , plajar melayu mnjerit 'WOI' dgan kuat tnpa mmkirkan org yg keluar msuk . dgn slamber togehnye , plajar cina trsbut blah dgn mke slamber yaya dye jeh , ape dah . sksi kejadian mmbritahu , ' pljar cina trsbut adalah plajar tgktan 2 ' . sksi jga brglak ktwa dgn sronoknye slps kejadian . di dlm klas , mngse dan sksi kejadian mncritakan kisah ini kpda slah seorg kwn karib mreka . plajar itu brgelak dgn sronoknya . wlaupn crita ini amt memalukan mngse , tp mngse adelah seorg yg tdak mmpunyai prasaan malu yg tramat . adalah skit malunye , sekian trima kaseh .
ckgu , ckgu , sye xtau ape mslah ckgu sbnarnye , tp byle sye bce blog ckgu , sye rse sgt klakar , sket prot sye , ckgu . smpah lwak . ckgu pnye blog byk video brbndg txt serta gmbr . sgt bestt , especially video mse ari koperasi tuh . ckgu norsi n ckgu sokhih tgh nynyi2 , tbe2 si hitam capang yg brnma hafizan dtg mnghlurkn bnga , adehh , xmalu . video ari keluarga tuh pn bestt , comel jeh byle abah balut istri dye dgn tisu tuh , mcm mumia , hehehehehe . knpe sye tulis skematik sgt nie haa ? mcm ckgu nk bce jeh kn ? poyosito .
second story . tmpt ; dpn toilet , mse ; klas sejrh , 10.15 a.m
1 pmbunuhan yg kjam tlah brlaku di hdpan tnds prmpuan di sbuah skolah mngah . spruh drpd anggota bdannye sdah leper trutama di bhgian bntot , ops , sopan sket , di bhgian blakang . pmbnuh itu dgn slambenye msuk dan brglak ktwa brsma rkan subahatnye . rkannye dikre brslah krana lmbt mmbritahu pmbnuh itu hal yg sbnarnye . slpas bbrapa jm pmbnuhan itu brlaku , pmbunuh itu kmbali ke tmpt kejadian , agk trkjut krana bdan yg sdah leper itu sdah tiada di stu dan ia brada bebrapa kilomtr dr tmpt kjadian . prsoalan yg sdg brmain di mnda pmbunuh itu ialah , spe yg alih nie ? pndai2 jeh alih , sian dye .
third story . tmpt ; dlm toilet , mse ; klas bm , 12.05 p.m
seorg plajar melayu yg sdg berak di dlm toilet tlah digggu oleh dua plajar cina yg dtg kemudiannya . pntu tnds trsbut tdak mmpunyai knci dan disbabkn plajar melayu trsbut tdak than , dye tlah mnggunakn tndas trsbut tnpa memkirkan sbab dan akibatnye . sdg dye berak , slah seorg plajar cina trsbut mnyepak pntu trsbut . plajar melayu trsbut brnaseb baek krana pntunye hnya trbuka sdikit . disbbkan itu , plajar melayu mnjerit 'WOI' dgan kuat tnpa mmkirkan org yg keluar msuk . dgn slamber togehnye , plajar cina trsbut blah dgn mke slamber yaya dye jeh , ape dah . sksi kejadian mmbritahu , ' pljar cina trsbut adalah plajar tgktan 2 ' . sksi jga brglak ktwa dgn sronoknye slps kejadian . di dlm klas , mngse dan sksi kejadian mncritakan kisah ini kpda slah seorg kwn karib mreka . plajar itu brgelak dgn sronoknya . wlaupn crita ini amt memalukan mngse , tp mngse adelah seorg yg tdak mmpunyai prasaan malu yg tramat . adalah skit malunye , sekian trima kaseh .
januaryyy ,
tahun bru smua pn bru , tbe2 jeh mgkuk2 yg sye tgglkan di tpi jlan itu hari , mrayu pde sye utk mngambil mreka smule . pehal lu ? spe sruh cri psal ngan aku , eleh , slmt tggl lahh .
oke , oke . sudahlah , sudahh . pg2 bgun , pergi skolah , mke blur gyle , sbb mlas .
xtau nk tulis ape , so meraban xtntu psal . meraban nie mnatang ape ? haram jadah aku tau , maen sbut jeh .
stopp , xmau taip dah . bye .
p.s ; nk ptg rmbut pndek .
oke , oke . sudahlah , sudahh . pg2 bgun , pergi skolah , mke blur gyle , sbb mlas .
xtau nk tulis ape , so meraban xtntu psal . meraban nie mnatang ape ? haram jadah aku tau , maen sbut jeh .
stopp , xmau taip dah . bye .
p.s ; nk ptg rmbut pndek .
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